[Verse]
Well, the sun's a-blazin' on a hot July,
I left my boots and jeans back inside.
Slipped on some shorts that'll make you blush,
'Makin' ladies giggle, and the fellas rush.
[Verse 2]
Tan lines lookin' mighty fine,
These nutz are bronzed like Carolina pine.
Down at the river, where the beer flows free,
These tiny shorts doin' wonders for me.
[Chorus]
Tiny shorts and tan nutz,
Dancin' under Dixie sky,
Kickin' back with a bottle of Jack,
Livin' that summer high.
Tiny shorts and tan nutz,
Causin' a stir, raisin' a fuss,
A good ol' boy with a simple dream,
Down by the creek in his summer scheme.
[Verse 3]
The old boys laugh and the cowgirls stare,
Livin' life without a single care.
Trail ride's hot but the water's cool,
Splashin' around like a tipsy fool.
[Verse 4]
Mama said, "Boy, cover up those knees!"
But I'm too busy feelin' that summer breeze.
Got my old guitar, strummin' out some tunes,
The heat of the day turnin' into afternoon.
[Chorus]
Tiny shorts and tan nutz,
Dancin' under Dixie sky,
Kickin' back with a bottle of Jack,
Livin' that summer high.
Tiny shorts and tan nutz,
Causin' a stir, raisin' a fuss,
A good ol' boy with a simple dream,
Down by the creek in his summer scheme.