Arkie from El Dorado

We don’t do drugs in El Dorado
We don’t worship on Satan 
We don’t burn our Bibles down on Main Street 
Because We love Jesus and God and being free
We don’t do drive by shootings in our city
We like watching movies in the arts district 
We don’t let our hair grow long and have hair buns.
Like the hipsters in New York City do. 
I’m proud to be an Arkie from El Dorado
A place where youths can dance and have fun
We Still wave our U.S. flag down at the courthouse
And mayhaw jelly is still the biggest of thrill of all. 
Camo hats and boots are still in style for manly clothing. 
Joes tire shop will be seen. 
Parkers chapel high school Football still the roughest thing on campus. 
And the students here still respect the school superintendent, Mr Gross
I’m proud to be an Arkie from El Dorado
A place where youths can dance and have fun
We Still wave our U.S. flag down at the courthouse
And mayhaw jelly is still the biggest of thrill of all. 
And mayhaw jelly is still the biggest of thrill of all. In El Dorado, Arkansas, USA

Country, southern country