Arkie from El Dorado

We don’t do drugs in El Dorado

We don’t worship on Satan

We don’t burn our Bibles down on Main Street

Because We love Jesus and God and being free

We don’t do drive by shootings in our city

We like watching movies in the arts district

We don’t let our hair grow long and have hair buns.

Like the hipsters in New York City do.

I’m proud to be an Arkie from El Dorado

A place where youths can dance and have fun

We Still wave our U.S. flag down at the courthouse

And mayhaw jelly is still the biggest of thrill of all.

Camo hats and boots are still in style for manly clothing.

Joes tire shop will be seen.

Parkers chapel high school Football still the roughest thing on campus.

And the students here still respect the school superintendent, Mr Gross

I’m proud to be an Arkie from El Dorado

A place where youths can dance and have fun

We Still wave our U.S. flag down at the courthouse

And mayhaw jelly is still the biggest of thrill of all.

And mayhaw jelly is still the biggest of thrill of all. In El Dorado, Arkansas, USA