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(Verse 1)
Out in the pasture, under the sun's glow,
There's a cow named Maizy, best friends with farmer Joe.
When the day's work is done, and the night draws near,
Maizy and Joe, they share a cold beer.
(Chorus)
Maizy the cow, with a bottle in her hoof,
She laughs like a donkey, she's got the proof.
Under the stars, with Joe by her side,
Maizy and her beer, take life in stride.
(Verse 2)
One day by the pond, a boat caught Maizy's eye,
She climbed aboard, gave a bray, and waved goodbye.
With a laugh and a bray, she set off on her quest,
Accidentally fishing, she gave it her best.
(Chorus)
Maizy the cow, with a bottle in her hoof,
She laughs like a donkey, she's got the proof.
Under the stars, with Joe by her side,
Maizy and her beer, take life in stride.
(Bridge)
Joe was amazed when Maizy came home,
With a string of fish, she wasn’t alone.
He laughed and he cheered, couldn't believe his eyes,
Maizy the cow, what a surprise!
(Chorus)
Maizy the cow, with a bottle in her hoof,
She laughs like a donkey, she's got the proof.
Under the stars, with Joe by her side,
Maizy and her beer, take life in stride.
(Outro)
So if you’re ever near, and hear laughter like a song,
It’s just Maizy and Joe, where they belong.
With a clink and a bray, they’re living their best,
Maizy the cow, she's the beer-loving best.
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