[Intro]
Waking up early just to drink a bunch of beer
Swallowed it all down making me A tier
All the country songs you hear is about beer
Am I wrong?
Am I wrong?
After my beer I got me another
I drink it all and I called my mother
She called me a drunk and a bastard
Oh shit
She is probably right!
I need a bud light
[Verse]
Drinking and driving
Holy shit no!
My favorite bar closed a week ago
Dammit
Going to drink my extra I had in my truckkkkkk
I don’t give a fuckkkk
[Chorus]
Hocus fucking pocus
You got a country song
Singing about beer and trucks is all you need
Doesn’t even need to rhyme
At all
Trucks and women
Is all you need for a good country song
Oh you know you fucking sheep will sing along
To this song
A song about being an alcoholic
Whoa whoa
Being an alcoholic
Whoa whoa
Pass me a gin tonic
Whoa whoa
Let me drive
[Verse]
Every country song has to talk about women
Making them into an object that’s given
Talk about her and her blue jeans shorts
That’s right
We sing about their hair and their eyes and faces
But for some reason we don’t talk about our graces
Enough
Every country song is about trucks
Drinking and driving is so much fun
Talk about working out in the sun
Oh lord
There’s so much in store
[Chorus]
Hocus fucking pocus
You got a country song
Singing about beer and trucks is all you need
Doesn’t even need to rhyme
At all
Trucks and women
Is all you need for a good country song
Oh you know you fucking sheep will sing along
To this song
A song about being an alcoholic
Whoa whoa
Being an alcoholic
Whoa whoa
Pass me a gin tonic
Whoa whoa
Let me drive
[Final Chorus]
I said
Every country song is about women
Every country song is about beer
Every country song is about trucks
Oh fuck
I say
Red white and blueeeeeee
Hocus fucking pocus
You got a country song
Singing about beer and trucks is all you need
Doesn’t even need to rhyme
At all
Trucks and women
Is all you need for a good country song
Oh you know you fucking sheep will sing along
To this song
A song about being an alcoholic
Whoa whoa
Being an alcoholic
Whoa whoa
Pass me a gin tonic
Whoa whoa
Let me drive
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