Prompt / Lyrics
[Intro] Waking up early just to drink a bunch of beer Swallowed it all down making me A tier All the country songs you hear is about beer Am I wrong? Am I wrong? After my beer I got me another I drink it all and I called my mother She called me a drunk and a bastard Oh shit She is probably right! I need a bud light [Verse] Drinking and driving Holy shit no! My favorite bar closed a week ago Dammit Going to drink my extra I had in my truckkkkkk I don’t give a fuckkkk [Chorus] Hocus fucking pocus You got a country song Singing about beer and trucks is all you need Doesn’t even need to rhyme At all Trucks and women Is all you need for a good country song Oh you know you fucking sheep will sing along To this song A song about being an alcoholic Whoa whoa Being an alcoholic Whoa whoa Pass me a gin tonic Whoa whoa Let me drive [Verse] Every country song has to talk about women Making them into an object that’s given Talk about her and her blue jeans shorts That’s right We sing about their hair and their eyes and faces But for some reason we don’t talk about our graces Enough Every country song is about trucks Drinking and driving is so much fun Talk about working out in the sun Oh lord There’s so much in store [Chorus] Hocus fucking pocus You got a country song Singing about beer and trucks is all you need Doesn’t even need to rhyme At all Trucks and women Is all you need for a good country song Oh you know you fucking sheep will sing along To this song A song about being an alcoholic Whoa whoa Being an alcoholic Whoa whoa Pass me a gin tonic Whoa whoa Let me drive [Final Chorus] I said Every country song is about women Every country song is about beer Every country song is about trucks Oh fuck I say Red white and blueeeeeee Hocus fucking pocus You got a country song Singing about beer and trucks is all you need Doesn’t even need to rhyme At all Trucks and women Is all you need for a good country song Oh you know you fucking sheep will sing along To this song A song about being an alcoholic Whoa whoa Being an alcoholic Whoa whoa Pass me a gin tonic Whoa whoa Let me drive
Tags
Country, catchy chorus, banjos and electric guitar riff., male
Duration
3:16
Instrumental
No
Created
1/13/2026