

Prompt / Lyrics
[Intro] Hey I know it’s not the right time Maybe we can stop and rewind I need to talk about something new I need to talk about something with the crew You know I have been acting weird for the last few years I talk about Dragons and you talk about beers I like the same things you do Just give me some time soon You like the same things I do! Just give me some time soon [Verse] Can we please just gather around I have news that is going to astound You all Especially the people I don’t even know Ok listen very closely Your minds will be blown [Pre Chorus] I’m not trying to be rude I’m not trying to be selfish But goddamn it I have something to say I am fucking gay [Chorus] Gay gay gay! I am fucking gay! The world is ending today but I am fucking gay So nay nay nay We will not talk about that Because right here Right now! I know it’s a hurl! But I just don’t like girls! Do you still love me? [Verse] That’s great We are all now hugging and crying Feeling this moment together But wait no Let’s have this last No need to rush to blast Through this moment we have So much to talk about Let’s give a shoutout to Robin [Bridge] But not to much Because this is about me! Not to be rude or mean But I am gay and let’s not stay Talking about Robin! She will be fine For mike I have a shrine! [Pre Chorus] I’m not trying to be rude I’m not trying to be selfish But goddamn it I have something to say I am fucking gay [Chorus] Play play play And slay slay slay The monsters of yesterday day day The world is ending? Well I am gay Your scared for our town? Well us gays like to get down Upside down? So is my sexuality! Gay gay gay! I am fucking gay! The world is ending today but I am fucking gay So nay nay nay We will not talk about that Because right here Right now! I know it’s a hurl! But I just don’t like girls! Do you still love me? [Verse] No no no Don’t talk about the missing kids Let’s keep talking about me! Oh Mike oh Mike can’t you see? Girls are so overrated It can’t be understated Hey you remember when I got kidnapped? Me me me me me me me! Let’s talk about my feelings! Let’s talk about it! Lets talk my emotions Let’s talk about it! Let’s make this about me! Therapy for free! Now I feel really seen! [Bridge] I am scared for those missing children! But it’s hard to think about that when I am so gay! Yay yay yay! [Chorus] Coming out the closet OH YEAH BABY YOU KNOW COMING OUT THE FUCKING CLOSET COMING! I’M FUCKING COMING OUT OF THE FUCKING CLOSET ME ME ME ME ME ME COMING! COMING OUT OF THE FUCKING CLOSET YEAH BABY COMING! COMING OUT OF THE FUCKING CLOSET ME ME ME ME ME ME Gay gay gay! I am fucking gay! The world is ending today but I am fucking gay So nay nay nay We will not talk about that Because right here Right now! I know it’s a hurl! But I just don’t like girls! Do you still love me? ME ME ME ME ME ME Let’s talk about me
Tags
rock, male, alternative rock, slow guitar riff
4:39
No
1/6/2026