Will comes out to talk

Hey I know it’s not the right time

Maybe we can stop and rewind

I need to talk about something new

I need to talk about something with the crew

You know I have been acting weird for the last few years

I talk about Dragons

and you talk about beers

I like the same things you do

Just give me some time soon

You like the same things I do!

Just give me some time soon

Can we please just gather around

I have news that is going to astound

You all

Especially the people I don’t even know

Ok listen very closely

Your minds will be blown

I’m not trying to be rude

I’m not trying to be selfish

But goddamn it I have something to say

I am fucking gay

Gay gay gay!

I am fucking gay!

The world is ending today but I am fucking gay

So nay nay nay

We will not talk about that

Because right here

Right now!

I know it’s a hurl!

But I just don’t like girls!

Do you still love me?

That’s great

We are all now hugging and crying

Feeling this moment together

But wait no

Let’s have this last

No need to rush to blast

Through this moment we have

So much to talk about

Let’s give a shoutout to Robin

But not to much

Because this is about me!

Not to be rude or mean

But I am gay and let’s not stay

Talking about Robin!

She will be fine

For mike I have a shrine!

I’m not trying to be rude

I’m not trying to be selfish

But goddamn it I have something to say

I am fucking gay

Play play play

And slay slay slay

The monsters of yesterday day day

The world is ending?

Well I am gay

Your scared for our town?

Well us gays like to get down

Upside down?

So is my sexuality!

Gay gay gay!

I am fucking gay!

The world is ending today but I am fucking gay

So nay nay nay

We will not talk about that

Because right here

Right now!

I know it’s a hurl!

But I just don’t like girls!

Do you still love me?

No no no

Don’t talk about the missing kids

Let’s keep talking about me!

Oh Mike oh Mike can’t you see?

Girls are so overrated

It can’t be understated

Hey you remember when I got kidnapped?

Me me me me me me me!

Let’s talk about my feelings!

Let’s talk about it!

Lets talk my emotions

Let’s talk about it!

Let’s make this about me!

Therapy for free!

Now I feel really seen!

I am scared for those missing children!

But it’s hard to think about that when I am so gay!

Yay yay yay!

Coming out the closet OH YEAH BABY YOU KNOW

COMING OUT THE FUCKING CLOSET

COMING!

I’M FUCKING COMING OUT OF THE FUCKING CLOSET

ME ME ME ME ME ME

COMING!

COMING OUT OF THE FUCKING CLOSET YEAH BABY

COMING!

COMING OUT OF THE FUCKING CLOSET

ME ME ME ME ME ME

Gay gay gay!

I am fucking gay!

The world is ending today but I am fucking gay

So nay nay nay

We will not talk about that

Because right here

Right now!

I know it’s a hurl!

But I just don’t like girls!

Do you still love me?

ME ME ME ME ME ME

Let’s talk about me