[Intro]
Pumpkin spice latte oh yeah
Having a much better time
Now that Godzilla has gone away
I can finally drink my pumpkin spice latte
Everything is nice and calm
Hope it stays that way
Pumpkin spice latte!
[Verse]
I’m sitting at a dock hooray
Watching the ships go in and out and hey
There’s my favorite ship coming in fast
Pumpkin latte is so good I hope it lasts!
[Pre Chorus]
About to take my first sip
Then King Kong destroyed my favorite ship
[Chorus]
Oh
Oh oh
You have GOT TO BE KIDDING
THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT BRO
KING KONG IS STEALING THE SHOW
OH
OH
THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT BRO
BREAKING BUILDINGS AND BRIDGES
GODZILLA BETTER MISS THIS
OH FUCK HE IS GOING FOR A SCHOOL FOR BLIND CHILDREN
CHILDREN
THEY DIDNT SEE HIM COMING
BECAUSE THEY CANT SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK
[Verse]
Oh my god the worst has fucking happened
I spilled my pumpkin spice latte over my chest
I watch as the dumb monkey starts to assess
On how he can cause more damage to the city
Damn it bro the latte is now soaked into my titty
Oh holy shit bro
Ohhhhh holy shit
He just throw a car at McDonalds
Ohhhh holy shit bro
John used to work at that McDonald’s
He should have run!
[Chorus]
Oh
Oh oh
You have GOT TO BE KIDDING
THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT BRO
KING KONG IS STEALING THE SHOW
OH
OH
THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT BRO
BREAKING BUILDINGS AND BRIDGES
OH FUCK HE IS GOING FOR A SCHOOL FOR THE DISABLED
THEY COULDN’T ROLL THEIR WHEELCHAIRS AWAY FAST ENOUGH
OH MY GOD THAT WAS SO FUCKING ROUGH
OH MY GOD I SHOULD HAVE ADDED FLUFF
TO MY PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE
BUT NOW ITS GONE AWAY
JUST LIKE THOSE KIDS
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK
OH FUCK!
[Bridge]
Bro this day has been some shit!
Can’t even have my coffee!
It’s annoying isn’t it?
King Kong is a fucking dick
I’m fucking sick of his bullshit
Godzilla needs to beat him up!
[Outro]
I watch him destroy the already destroyed city
Can someone get this dick a banana?
King Kong punches through a picture of Hannah Montana
That’s just taking this to far
Oh fuck now he is eating a car
[Final Chorus]
Oh
Oh oh
You have GOT TO BE KIDDING
THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT BRO
KING KONG IS STEALING THE SHOW
OH
OH
THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT BRO
BREAKING BUILDINGS AND BRIDGES
GODZILLA BETTER FUCK OFF
OH SHIT HE IS NOW DRINKING DR PEPPER
I LIKE HIS TASTE BUT THE PEOPLE STILL SUFFER
I JUST WANT MY PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE
PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE!
CHING CHING TO THE CHONG
FUCKING KING KONG
CHONG CHONG CHONG
FUCKING KING KONG
CHING CHING CHING
TO THE FUCKING CHONG
SO WRONG
FUCKING KING KONG