[Intro] Pumpkin spice latte oh yeah Having a much better time Now that Godzilla has gone away I can finally drink my pumpkin spice latte Everything is nice and calm Hope it stays that way Pumpkin spice latte! [Verse] I’m sitting at a dock hooray Watching the ships go in and out and hey There’s my favorite ship coming in fast Pumpkin latte is so good I hope it lasts! [Pre Chorus] About to take my first sip Then King Kong destroyed my favorite ship [Chorus] Oh Oh oh You have GOT TO BE KIDDING THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT BRO KING KONG IS STEALING THE SHOW OH OH THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT BRO BREAKING BUILDINGS AND BRIDGES GODZILLA BETTER MISS THIS OH FUCK HE IS GOING FOR A SCHOOL FOR BLIND CHILDREN CHILDREN THEY DIDNT SEE HIM COMING BECAUSE THEY CANT SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK [Verse] Oh my god the worst has fucking happened I spilled my pumpkin spice latte over my chest I watch as the dumb monkey starts to assess On how he can cause more damage to the city Damn it bro the latte is now soaked into my titty Oh holy shit bro Ohhhhh holy shit He just throw a car at McDonalds Ohhhh holy shit bro John used to work at that McDonald’s He should have run! [Chorus] Oh Oh oh You have GOT TO BE KIDDING THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT BRO KING KONG IS STEALING THE SHOW OH OH THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT BRO BREAKING BUILDINGS AND BRIDGES OH FUCK HE IS GOING FOR A SCHOOL FOR THE DISABLED THEY COULDN’T ROLL THEIR WHEELCHAIRS AWAY FAST ENOUGH OH MY GOD THAT WAS SO FUCKING ROUGH OH MY GOD I SHOULD HAVE ADDED FLUFF TO MY PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE BUT NOW ITS GONE AWAY JUST LIKE THOSE KIDS FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK OH FUCK! [Bridge] Bro this day has been some shit! Can’t even have my coffee! It’s annoying isn’t it? King Kong is a fucking dick I’m fucking sick of his bullshit Godzilla needs to beat him up! [Outro] I watch him destroy the already destroyed city Can someone get this dick a banana? King Kong punches through a picture of Hannah Montana That’s just taking this to far Oh fuck now he is eating a car [Final Chorus] Oh Oh oh You have GOT TO BE KIDDING THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT BRO KING KONG IS STEALING THE SHOW OH OH THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT BRO BREAKING BUILDINGS AND BRIDGES GODZILLA BETTER FUCK OFF OH SHIT HE IS NOW DRINKING DR PEPPER I LIKE HIS TASTE BUT THE PEOPLE STILL SUFFER I JUST WANT MY PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE! CHING CHING TO THE CHONG FUCKING KING KONG CHONG CHONG CHONG FUCKING KING KONG CHING CHING CHING TO THE FUCKING CHONG SO WRONG FUCKING KING KONG

Annoying afternoon