[Pre-Intro]
Let me tell you story!
It’s a mighty fine story
[Intro]
Was sailing on the waves that afternoon
On a big boat, you know a pontoon?
Anyway I hit a rock or something because I went a flying
Hit the water so hard I thought I might start a dying
Boat went on without me can you believe it?
So I panicked and cried out oh this is some bullshit
[Verse]
And whoa there I saw them
Big fins coming right for me
More fins popping out from the sea
And then I saw something you’d never believe
Them shark fins had the rising sun on them
Now I know how it sounds but please don’t leave
I swear on my life and on Steve
[Chorus]
There were Japanese sharks looking to feed
Oh god oh boy did they want to eat me
But I got saved by America’s crime fighting dolphins!
We are so lucky to have the American crime fighting dolphins!
If you out there love your fellow America crime fighting dolphins,
Give me a shout
That’s what this story is about
American crime fighting dolphins
[Verse]
Them dolphins came just in time
Fought them off without any trouble
Made them damn Sharks refuse a double
The dolphins helped me get back to my ship
Got back onto the boat and they showed me a cool flip
And then they left
To go be heroes somewhere else
So hold up your glasses
Let’s say a toast to the
[Chorus]
American crime fighting dolphins!
Oh yeah they are
American crime fighting dolphins
You know they are the
American crime fighting dolphins!
Oh yeah!
[Outro]
Thanks to all the dolphins out there
Stopping the evil Japanese sharks who do us wrong
As a thanks I wrote this song
I wrote it drunk as hell but it’s still a song!
About the
[Final Chorus]
American crime fighting dolphins!
Oh yeah they are
American crime fighting dolphins
You know they are the
American crime fighting dolphins!
Oh yeah!
The American crime fighting dolphins!
The American crime fighting dolphins!
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