Prompt / Lyrics
[Pre-Intro] Let me tell you story! It’s a mighty fine story [Intro] Was sailing on the waves that afternoon On a big boat, you know a pontoon? Anyway I hit a rock or something because I went a flying Hit the water so hard I thought I might start a dying Boat went on without me can you believe it? So I panicked and cried out oh this is some bullshit [Verse] And whoa there I saw them Big fins coming right for me More fins popping out from the sea And then I saw something you’d never believe Them shark fins had the rising sun on them Now I know how it sounds but please don’t leave I swear on my life and on Steve [Chorus] There were Japanese sharks looking to feed Oh god oh boy did they want to eat me But I got saved by America’s crime fighting dolphins! We are so lucky to have the American crime fighting dolphins! If you out there love your fellow America crime fighting dolphins, Give me a shout That’s what this story is about American crime fighting dolphins [Verse] Them dolphins came just in time Fought them off without any trouble Made them damn Sharks refuse a double The dolphins helped me get back to my ship Got back onto the boat and they showed me a cool flip And then they left To go be heroes somewhere else So hold up your glasses Let’s say a toast to the [Chorus] American crime fighting dolphins! Oh yeah they are American crime fighting dolphins You know they are the American crime fighting dolphins! Oh yeah! [Outro] Thanks to all the dolphins out there Stopping the evil Japanese sharks who do us wrong As a thanks I wrote this song I wrote it drunk as hell but it’s still a song! About the [Final Chorus] American crime fighting dolphins! Oh yeah they are American crime fighting dolphins You know they are the American crime fighting dolphins! Oh yeah! The American crime fighting dolphins! The American crime fighting dolphins!
Tags
Country, male, happy singing with a southern accent, acoustic guitar, violin
Duration
3:21
Instrumental
No
Created
10/10/2025