[Verse 1]
Richard runs the whole crew
Hard hat, clipboard, real straight face
But every morning when he steps out his truck
The jobsite just stops in place
Those jeans painted on like a decal
Boot heels click on rebar steel
Guys dropping hammers off the scaffold
'Cause the view is just too real (oh lord)
[Chorus]
He’s the boss in the skin tight Wranglers
High-heeled boots on the gravel row
Yellin’ “Pour that concrete, boys!”
While he’s struttin’ like a big-time show
We ain’t scared of hard work, brother
We’re scared they’re gonna split at the seams
That’s Richard
Wranglin’ payroll in his painted-on jeans
[Verse 2]
He’s barkin’ orders on a ladder
Tape measure hangin’ off his belt
Says, “We gotta hit this deadline, men”
We’re prayin’ for the denim’s health
Inspector shows up all stiff-necked
Ready to write us up in red
Richard turns around, those pockets flex
Now the checklist’s clear instead (amen)
[Chorus]
He’s the boss in the skin tight Wranglers
High-heeled boots on the gravel row
Yellin’ “Pour that concrete, boys!”
While he’s struttin’ like a big-time show
We ain’t scared of hard work, brother
We’re scared they’re gonna split at the seams
That’s Richard
Wranglin’ payroll in his painted-on jeans
[Bridge]
[Spoken, half-laughing]
He said they’re “relaxed fit”
Man… relaxed where?
[Sung]
If those seams ever surrender
OSHA’s gonna shut us down
But ‘til that day, we salute that sway
Best-dressed foreman in this town
[Chorus]
He’s the boss in the skin tight Wranglers
High-heeled boots on the gravel row
Yellin’ “Pour that concrete, boys!”
While he’s struttin’ like a big-time show
We ain’t scared of hard work, brother
We’re scared they’re gonna split at the seams
Yeah that’s Richard
Our fearless leader in his painted-on jeans (woo!)
Richard
Building dreams in skin tight Wrangler jeans