Bulldog demmmmm, bulldog demmmmm
Mi likkle doggie demmmmm, doggie demmmmm
When yuh fed up a di spin-round motion,
stan’ up fi a moment… di bulldog run in wid devotion.
Him tiny, round, an’ full a funky smell,
nuttin’ like di picture weh yuh mind did tell.
Him coulda be skate-star or dancehall king,
inna di bed him forever bring dat funky ting.
Fi own a bulldog harder than raise pickney small,
him grunt an’ wiggle like hog weh answer di call.
Doggie dem stick pon yuh like true dry-zip,
dem glue to yuh soul, nah give yuh no slip.
Dem follow yuh toilet, dem follow yuh bath,
man or woman, bulldog trod di same path.
Wid bulldog ’round yuh never deh alone,
dem spirit mek yuh yard feel like Jah-blessed home.
Bulldog-spirit, canine warrior, blessed an’ bold, barcit-soul unfold…
Bulldog-spirit, sweetest likkle queen, barcit-soul serene.
An’ now Grinch step in, mighty bulldog king, fully bless, always win…
Grinchy mi one, stay by I side, Grinchy mi one, stay by I side.
An’ you Barcit, grown an’ wise…
Doggie demmmmm, doggie demmmmm, doggie demmmmm.
Grinch, him pee pon table an’ pon yuh shoes,
him love ice-cream an’ every sausage him choose.
Him nyam so much we haffi tighten di belt,
him belly round like royalty felt.
Rub Grinch belly fi good luck today,
him a bulldog king in every way.
Barcit guard di yard fi di peace stay tight,
di sweetest bulldog empress nah roam at night.
She need only couch, her human, an’ calm scene,
her snorin’ hum low like a sleepin’ machine.
Bulldog-spirit, canine warrior, blessed an’ bold, barcit-soul unfold…
Grinch step again, mighty bulldog king, full-a-style an’ everything…
Grinchy mi one, stay by I side… Grinchy mi one, stay by I side.
An’ you Barcit, grown an’ wise…
Doggie demmmmm, doggie demmmmm, doggie demmmmm.
Grinchy mi one, when yuh sleep near me,
all di bad vibe fade, set I&I free.
Barcit grown now, but carry angel-light,
bulldog spirit in her soul shining bright.
Unnu doggie drop from Jah sky above,
wid unnu ’round, man no feel no rough.
Bulldog-spirit, canine warrior, blessed an’ bold, barcit-soul unfold…
Grinch step again, mighty bulldog king…
Grinchy mi one, stay by I side… Grinchy mi one, stay by I side.
An’ Barcit, grown an’ bright…
Doggie demmmmm, doggie demmmmm, doggie demmmmm.
Bulldog-spirit, canine warrior, blessed an’ bold, barcit-soul unfold…
Grinch deh yah, the mighty bulldog king…
Grinchy mi one, stay by I side… Grinchy mi one, stay by I side.
An’ Barcit, grown an’ bright…
Doggie demmmmm, doggie demmmmm, doggie demmmmm.
Bulldog-spirit, canine warrior, blessed an’ bold, barcit-soul unfold…
Grinch again, mighty bulldog king…
Grinchy mi one, stay by I side… Grinchy mi one, stay by I side.
An’ Barcit, grown an’ bright…
Doggie demmmmm, doggie demmmmm, doggie demmmmm.
Bulldog-spirit, canine warrior, blessed an’ bold, barcit-soul unfold…
Grinch again, mighty bulldog king…
Grinchy mi one, stay by I side… Grinchy mi one, stay by I side.
An’ Barcit, grown an’ bright…
Doggie demmmmm, doggie demmm
Pseudo_Grinch
