The Great Pickle Toot

Verse 1

Crunch-crunch munch on a pickle parade,

Dill on my tongue in a briny brigade.

Tickle my tummy, wiggle my toes,

Uh-oh—here comes the pickley pffft—nose!

Pre-Chorus

Squeak-squeal squeaky seat, giggle attack,

Who let the pickles sneak out the back?

Chorus

Pickle farts! Puff! Pickle dust!

Green little clouds go poof! then bust!

Sniff-snort-laugh, it’s silly not gross,

Pickle dust floats—achoo!—on your nose!

Verse 2

Jar goes pop and the band plays loud,

Dill wind whistles through the crowd.

Wig-wag waggle, stinky surprise,

Sparkly speckles tickle your eyes!

Pre-Chorus

Crunch-time munch-time, one more bite,

Brace yourself—here comes the bitey night!

Chorus

Pickle farts! Puff! Pickle dust!

Green little clouds go poof! then bust!

Sniff-snort-laugh, it’s silly not gross,

Pickle dust floats—achoo!—on your nose!

Bridge

Freeze! Hold still—did you hear that toot?

Drumroll belly, cucumber flute!

Shake-shake-shake like a pickle jar,

Whoopsie daisy—there goes another star!

Chorus

Pickle farts! Puff! Pickle dust!

Green little clouds go poof! then bust!

Sniff-snort-laugh, it’s silly not gross,

Pickle dust floats—achoo!—on your nose!

Outro

Crunch your giggles, dance your feet,

Pass the jar—let’s all repeat:

Laugh it out, be kind and smart,

Everybody’s got a pickle fart!