Prompt / Lyrics
Verse 1 Crunch-crunch munch on a pickle parade, Dill on my tongue in a briny brigade. Tickle my tummy, wiggle my toes, Uh-oh—here comes the pickley pffft—nose! Pre-Chorus Squeak-squeal squeaky seat, giggle attack, Who let the pickles sneak out the back? Chorus Pickle farts! Puff! Pickle dust! Green little clouds go poof! then bust! Sniff-snort-laugh, it’s silly not gross, Pickle dust floats—achoo!—on your nose! Verse 2 Jar goes pop and the band plays loud, Dill wind whistles through the crowd. Wig-wag waggle, stinky surprise, Sparkly speckles tickle your eyes! Pre-Chorus Crunch-time munch-time, one more bite, Brace yourself—here comes the bitey night! Chorus Pickle farts! Puff! Pickle dust! Green little clouds go poof! then bust! Sniff-snort-laugh, it’s silly not gross, Pickle dust floats—achoo!—on your nose! Bridge Freeze! Hold still—did you hear that toot? Drumroll belly, cucumber flute! Shake-shake-shake like a pickle jar, Whoopsie daisy—there goes another star! Chorus Pickle farts! Puff! Pickle dust! Green little clouds go poof! then bust! Sniff-snort-laugh, it’s silly not gross, Pickle dust floats—achoo!—on your nose! Outro Crunch your giggles, dance your feet, Pass the jar—let’s all repeat: Laugh it out, be kind and smart, Everybody’s got a pickle fart!
Tags
Funny upbeat kids song about pickle farts and pickle dust, goofy lyrics, tight rhymes, playful sounds, cartoon vibes
Duration
1:49
Instrumental
No
Created
1/31/2026