(Verse 1)
I saw her leaning by the bar
Lord, she had me overheating
Curves like that oughta come
With instructions on the seating
She said, “Boy, you like to fish?”
I said, “Honey, all the time
Show me where your fishin' hole is
I’ll show you where I drop my line”
(Verse 2)
She said, “My motor’s running hot
Think you know what’s wrong?”
I said, “Pop that hood for me
I’ve been fixing things this long”
I checked her oil with my dipstick
Said, “You’re running mighty low”
She said, “Can you fill me up?”
I said, “Baby, nice and slow”
(Chorus)
I wanna put my head between your hips
Lick that sweat from your pussy lips
That pussy is purring, I can hear it from here
It puts a smile on my face from ear to ear
I’ll say it now, let it be known
Your pussy hole is where my mouth belongs
(Verse 3)
She said, “Since you’re pretty handy
There’s something else inside
I’ve got a little plumbing problem
That I just can’t let slide”
I said, “Don’t judge a tool by how it looks
It’s how you work it right
Sometimes you gotta wiggle things
To get the fitting tight”
She said, “I like a man who cooks
You wanna see my buns?”
I said, “Keep that oven warm for me
And we can have some fun”
(Bridge)
She leaned in close and whispered
“Boy, I’ve heard enough from you
Your fishing pole, your dipstick
And that great big tool you use”
She said, “I’ve got a garden out back
Could use a steady hand
If you think you’ve got the equipment
Maybe you can work my land”
(Final Chorus)
I wanna put my head between your hips
Lick that sweat from your pussy lips
That pussy is purring, I can hear it from here
It puts a smile on my face from ear to ear
I’ll say it now, let it be known
Your pussy hole is where my mouth belongs
(Outro)
She smiled and said, “Before we go,
There’s one thing you should know—
You’ve talked a pretty good game all night…
Now grab your tool, we’ve got a garden to hoe.”