RAP BATTLES OF WHATEVER!
BENDER!
VERSUS!
MONOKUMA!
BEGIN!
(Bender - Verse 1)
Alright, meatbags and plush toys, make way for the Great!
Bender B. Rodriguez, sealing your fate!
Who’s this monochrome furball, with stitches and a grin?
Looks like a rejected Build-A-Bear that wallows in sin!
You trap kids in schools? That’s an amateur play!
I’d sell ‘em for scrap parts by the end of the day!
Puhuhu? Please, pal, your laugh track is weak!
My belches have more artistic technique!
(Monokuma - Verse 1)
PUHUHUHU! Did a talking trash can just try to diss?
The Headmaster of Despair will now dismiss
This rusty old relic, designed for cheap labor!
Your personality’s flatter than leftover wafer!
You steal and you drink, oh, what a grand scheme!
While I orchestrate murder, a beautiful dream!
A "killing game," Bender! It's got flair, it's got style!
Your biggest achievement? Bending a rusty old pile!
(Bender - Verse 2)
Style? Your black-and-white look is depressingly drab!
I’m chrome, I’m magnificent, fresh from the fab!
You preach about despair, but what do you know?
I’ve seen futures die, watch dystopias grow!
My best friend's a human, I tolerate his flaws!
You just slaughter students, ignoring all laws!
I’d "Kill All Humans" for kicks, then demand a parade!
Your whole operation’s a low-budget charade!
(Monokuma - Verse 2)
A charade? My executions are prime-time TV gold!
Every motive I offer, a story to be told!
Your future's a joke, with aliens and slime!
My despair-inducing classroom? Perfectly sublime!
You bend girders? Cute. I bend minds 'til they crack!
Leave 'em broken and hopeless, there's no turning back!
"Bite my shiny metal ass?" What a primitive plea!
When they see me, they know true authority! PUHU!
(Bender - Verse 3)
Authority? You're a puppet, a stitched-up disgrace!
Probably run by some goth kid with too much black lace!
I run on pure ego, cheap booze, and pure spite!
I’d dismantle your bear-trap school in one glorious night!
Then build a casino, with blackjack and dames!
Forget your despair, kid, learn some real evil games!
I'm a legend, a god, in my shiny metal shell!
You're just a stuffed animal ringing a discount despair bell!
(Monokuma - Verse 3)
Discount? My despair is premium grade, you clanking buffoon!
It’ll topple your future by this afternoon!
A casino? How quaint! My despair spreads worldwide!
Your biggest threat's magnets, nowhere to hide!
You're a drunk, selfish robot, your programming's a mess!
My students find true meaning in terminal distress!
So go bend your own chassis, your argument's through!
Class dismissed, Bender! Despair always wins! PUHUHUHU!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
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