(Clash FX)
Announcer: Rap Battles! Yusuke vs Naruto! Whose anime universe & friends rule? Yusuke, GO!
(Spirit Gun FX)
Yusuke Urameshi:
Yusuke, Spirit Detective, punk with a punch!
Got Kuwabara, Hiei, Kurama - the best bunch!
Fought demons, Dark Tournament's brutal test!
Your ninjas just cry, put friendships to rest!
My world blends spirits, demons, street fight grit!
Yours has too much filler, gotta admit!
Naruto Uzumaki:
Naruto! Believe it! Team 7 strong, that's fact!
My world's vast & epic, yours got cut short, lacked!
Rasengan power, bonds make us right!
Your Spirit Gun's ancient, lost the spotlight!
Akatsuki's dread, Shinobi War's grand stage!
Your whole series fits in my history's page!
Yusuke Urameshi: (Verse 2)
We're classic! Defined 90s anime might!
Hiei's eye, Kurama's brain, burn ever so bright!
Better than chasing Sasuke through endless pain!
My fists talk truth, beat your Talk no Jutsu rain!
We got depth and heart, no power-creep mess!
YYH's legacy? Timeless success!
Naruto Uzumaki: (Verse 2)
Success? My impact shook the entire globe!
Millions wear my headband, my ninja robe!
Fought gods among men, saved the world through strife!
My bonds are family, breathed new story life!
Your small crew's forgotten, from a bygone day!
My friends face legends, clear the only way!
Yusuke Urameshi: (Verse 3)
Quality over size! Real loss, grey moral calls!
Not just power screams bouncing off the walls!
Genkai's lessons, Toguro's tragic fight shown!
More heart than your clones could have ever known!
YYH's soul wins, through and through!
The ultimate anime, not your radio crew!
Naruto Uzumaki: (Verse 3)
Brought peace! Hokage! The ultimate quest!
Inspired millions, put bonds to the test!
Love conquered hatred, Tailed Beast inside!
Naruto's universe supreme, nowhere to hide!
Best world, best friends? The answer's clear mate!
My ninja way seals your anime fate!
(Pink energy flash! Ochaco Uraraka floats down quickly.)
Ochaco Uraraka:
WAIT! Good tries, but let's be real, you two!
The ultimate anime? It's obviously true!
Forget quirks and jutsu, forget spirit guns ablaze!
MY HERO ACADEMIA sets the world ablaze! PLUS ULTRA!
(Ochaco poses.)
Announcer: WHOA! Uravity crashes! Uh... Battle over?!
(Confused FX, music cuts)
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