Just an Herbivore

I’m nibblin’ leaves, strollin’ through brush,

Heard a big rumble—why the dino rush?

Checked the sky quick—no fire, no doom,

No asteroid saying “make room, make room!”

Sun’s still shining, vibes are chill,

I’m just out here on my salad grill,

Living my life like a plant-based king,

With a leaf in my mouth and a happy little swing

But wait—hold up—what’s that roar?

That don’t sound like a herbivore…

I’m just a dinosaur, eating my greens,

Living that soft, leafy dream cuisine

But a T-Rex lookin’ at me like a snack—

Buddy, I am NOT on your menu app!

I don’t got claws, I don’t got speed,

I got anxiety and a love for weeds 🌿

I’m just an herbivore, let me be—

Why’s everything tryna eat me?!

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There’s a pterodactyl judging from a tree,

Probably tweeting: “Look at lunch-to-be”

I chew a little slower, try to look tough,

But let’s be real—I am NOT that buff

Thought about evolving—maybe grow a horn?

Maybe bulk up, get a little more “thorn”?

But then I thought, “Nah, I like my vibe,”

Why upgrade stress when I can just survive?

Self-love moment, feeling profound…

Then I hear stomping in the ground…

I’m just a dinosaur, eating my greens,

Living that soft, leafy dream cuisine

But a T-Rex lickin’ his lips at me—

Sir, this is NOT a delivery!

I don’t want beef, I don’t want fight,

I just want leaves and a peaceful night 🌙

I’m just an herbivore, trying to thrive—

Why’s everything tryna eat me alive?!

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Maybe if I freeze… he won’t see me 👀

(Oh wait… wrong dinosaur movie…)

Maybe I’ll pretend I taste real bad—

Like expired grass… slightly sad

Or I could scream: “I HAVE NO FLAVOR!”

“I’M BASICALLY JUST PLANT-FILLED PAPER!”

…yeah he’s still coming.

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I’m just a dinosaur, this is my truth,

Soft little veggie boy since my youth

If I go down, let it be known—

I died with a salad, not a bone 🥗

No claws, no rage, no carnivore core,

Just vibes and leaves forevermore

I’m just an herbivore, hear me say—

Please don’t eat me… have a nice day!