Frank The Long

(Verse 1)
There’s a shadow low and slinkin’ on the floor,
Tiny footsteps sneakin’ past your door,
He’s got a body like a limousine,
But don’t be fooled—he’s sly and mean 👀

(Pre-Chorus)
Stubby legs but a mastermind,
Got ten plans runnin’ at one time,
If snacks go missin’, check the scene—
Frank’s already wiped it clean

(Chorus)
Frank the long, Frank the stunning,
Everybody knows he’s officially cunning,
Wiggle in, wiggle out, gone before you start,
All fueled up on cherry Pop-Tarts ❤️
Frank the long, low to the ground,
Smartest little menace ever found,
Short legs, big brain, sneaky work of art—
Powered by those cherry Pop-Tarts

(Verse 2)
He’s got secrets in his beady eyes,
Plots and schemes in dachshund disguise,
You think he’s napping? That’s a lie—
He’s calculating pumpkin pie 😈

(Pre-Chorus)
Tiny paws but a grand design,
Every crumb is his by right, divine,
Try to guard your midnight snack—
Frank’s already doubled back

(Chorus)
Frank the long, Frank the stunning,
Everybody knows he’s officially cunning,
Sliding’ through like a work of art,
Crumbs of cherry Pop-Tarts on his heart ❤️
Frank the long, low and sleek,
Mastermind with a sugar streak,
Short legs movin’, villain with a spark—
Cherry crumbs glow in the dark

(Bridge)
He’s evil… but in a charming way,
You forgive him every single day,
‘Cause when he curls up by your side,
You forget he’s criminally wide 🐶

(Final Chorus)
Frank the long, Frank the stunning,
Certified genius, officially cunning,
Rule the house, he’s the boss at heart—
All hail king of the Pop-Tarts ❤️

(Outro)
So if you hear a wrapper in the night…
Just know Frank already won the fight.

male, German hip hop, rock