Prompt / Lyrics
(Verse 1) Spilled some juice on the kitchen floor, Now it’s spreading out a little more… You could stare, you could sigh, You could question how and why— Or grab the hero standing by the drawer! (Pre-Chorus) No cape, no mask, no secret identity— Just a roll of pure absorbent energy! (Chorus) Paper towel, save the day! Wipe that mess and walk away! Quick, quick—don’t delay, Soak it up the easy way! Big and strong, soft but tough, When things get messy, it’s enough! Paper towel, don’t you frown— You’re the best thing in this town! (Verse 2) Dropped some sauce, now it’s on your shoe, On the table, and the dog too… You could blame it on the cat, Or your clumsy acrobat— But the paper towel knows just what to do! (Pre-Chorus) One sheet, two sheets, maybe even three— This roll’s got more backup than a referee! (Chorus) Paper towel, save the day! Wipe that mess and walk away! Flip it, fold it, hit replay, Clean it up the tidy way! Big and square, always strong, Cleaning chaos all day long! Paper towel, hear the call— You’re the MVP of all! (Bridge) Got a spill? Don’t fight it! Paper towel will right it! Coffee, ketchup, mystery goo— It’s coming for you (but in a helpful way too)! (Verse 3) Late at night, snack attack gone wrong, Crumbs and crumbs and… something strong… Is that cheese? Is that dip? Why’s it glowing on that chip? Paper towel’s like, “I’ve been ready all along.” (Break / Funny Bit) (spoken) “Ma’am… that is not a small spill.” “GET THE ROLL!!” (Chorus – Big Finish) Paper towel, save the day! Wipe that mess and shout hooray! Round and round, tear away, Cleaning legends never stray! Soft yet mighty, brave and proud, Make that mess say “not allowed!” Paper towel, sing it loud— You just made us all so proud! (Outro) So if life gets messy (and it will somehow), You know who to call—yeah, you know who now… Paper towel… take a bow.
Tags
male, rock, Celtic elements , k-pop
Duration
3:14
Instrumental
No
Created
2/25/2026