Tool Belt Boy

(Intro)

(Verse 1)

He struts through the door with that big shiny belt,
Tools clanging loud like he’s king of the world.
Got a red power drill and a brand-new saw,
A hammer that costs more than my whole car.
He talks real big, says “I got this, no sweat,”
But when he starts working… oh man, we all bet.
Yeeeah yeeah

(Chorus)

He’s the Tool Belt Boy, Tool Belt Boy,
Looks like a pro but he’s just a toy.
Fancy tools shining, but nothing goes right,
He’s the Tool Belt Boy, all day and all night!
Tool Belt Boy… yeah, he’s got the gear,
But zero idea what it’s really for!
Nooo! Nooo!

(Verse 2)

Tried to hang a shelf, now it’s tilted sideways,
Fixed the leaky sink… flooded the driveway.
Built a birdhouse that won’t even hold a bird,
Called it “modern art” when the roof got stirred.
He wipes his hands like he nailed the job,
While we’re all laughing behind his back, oh God!

(Chorus)

He’s the Tool Belt Boy, Tool Belt Boy,
Looks like a pro but he’s just a toy.
Fancy tools shining, but nothing goes right,
He’s the Tool Belt Boy, all day and all night!
Tool Belt Boy… yeah, he’s got the gear,
But zero idea what it’s really for!
Yeeaah yeeah
Come on!
Let's go!

(Interlude)

(Bridge)

He says “Hand me that wrench!” like he’s on TV,
But the bolt goes flying and lands in the tree.
Oops!
Yeeaah yeeah 
Aaah

(Final Chorus) 

He’s the Tool Belt Boy, Tool Belt Boy,
Our  fake handyman, oh boy oh boy!
Fancy tools everywhere, but zero skill
He's such a bumbling doofus
He's wearing the shoes, cuz they fit!
The step is broken, we all say,
"Come on,   get with it!"
Yeeee haw!
Yeeeah yeeah

(Fade out)

Tool Belt Boy

Tool Belt Boy

Oh boy oh boy

Oh boy!

Country, male vocals, parody, back up singers, catchy chorus, cinematic buildups