Dan

Dan, he likes rockin a sleeveless

He loves beer and boobies

No marshmallows in his I.p.a.

He likes to start a great Colorado campfire

Dan has great eyebrows

He has a great semi afro

It's a little weird

I bet he might be an alien

Dan is an alien

He'll drop his captains log right in your face

He's got spunk, moxy and a few other STDs

He's an alien, drink long and prosper

Any beer above 5 percent

Hell suck it, hell suck it hard

Cigar in his mouth, 2 beers in his hand

Stroking his eyebrows and watching friends

Dan is an alien

4 flushes to drop down his captains log

With a semi afro

Giant eyebrows like Eugene levy

He should have been Jim's dad in American pie

I'll tell you why!

Any beer above 5 percent

Hell lick, suck it, mouth fuck it

friends trivia while pounding matzah ball soup

A karaoke legend, the Jewish white version of snoop

Mouth fucking beers

Mouth fucking beers

Naked chugging a beer

He has no fear

Shotgun a beer

In the hot tub with William fuckin shattner

Naked chugging beers

Also with William Shattner, he's also naked.