Lyrics
Dan, he likes rockin a sleeveless
He loves beer and boobies
No marshmallows in his I.p.a.
He likes to start a great Colorado campfire
Dan has great eyebrows
He has a great semi afro
It's a little weird
I bet he might be an alien
Dan is an alien
He'll drop his captains log right in your face
He's got spunk, moxy and a few other STDs
He's an alien, drink long and prosper
Any beer above 5 percent
Hell suck it, hell suck it hard
Cigar in his mouth, 2 beers in his hand
Stroking his eyebrows and watching friends
Dan is an alien
4 flushes to drop down his captains log
With a semi afro
Giant eyebrows like Eugene levy
He should have been Jim's dad in American pie
I'll tell you why!
Any beer above 5 percent
Hell lick, suck it, mouth fuck it
friends trivia while pounding matzah ball soup
A karaoke legend, the Jewish white version of snoop
Mouth fucking beers
Mouth fucking beers
Naked chugging a beer
He has no fear
Shotgun a beer
In the hot tub with William fuckin shattner
Naked chugging beers
Also with William Shattner, he's also naked.
Style
hard rock
Credits
Prompt byZbomb
GeneratedJul 8, 2025
ModelAria v4