[Intro – Wind howls through the mountain pass. One lone yodel echoes from the cliffs before another answers from farther away. The echoes multiply until the entire mountain seems alive. Suddenly, southern guitars, industrial bass and thunderous drums explode together.]
Listen…
Did…
The mountain…
JUST ANSWER?!
[Echo]
Yodel-ay-hee…
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[Verse 1 – Heavy southern grooves stomp forward while the lead shouts with wild excitement. Every line is answered by impossible echoing yodels bouncing across the mountains.]
Who’s up there?!
Who’s that voice?!
Did the mountain…
MAKE A CHOICE?!
Raise your hands!
Raise ’em high!
Even eagles…
CAN’T FLY THIS HIGH!
[Mountain Echo]
Yodel-ay-hee!
Yo-lay-ho!
Yodel-ay-hee-hi-ho-lay-YOOOO!!
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[Pre-Chorus – The instruments pull back. Massive choirs rise while the echoes multiply from every direction. The tension builds like an avalanche.]
Hear it calling…
Hear it grow…
Something tells me…
WE SHOULD GO…
[Crowd]
…NAH!!
HEY!
HEY!
HEY!
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[Chorus – The mountain itself joins the festival. Southern metal crashes into colossal industrial EDM while giant choirs and impossible-speed yodels bounce from cliff to cliff.]
Sing it louder!
Shake the stone!
Now this mountain’s…
GOT ITS OWN!
Every echo!
Every wall!
YODEL TILL THE CLIFFS ALL FALL!
[Mountain Yodel Choir]
Yodel-ay-hee-yodel-ay-ho!
Yo-lay-hee-hi-ho-lay-yo!
Yodel-ay-hee-hi-ho-lay-HOOOOOO!!
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[Chaos Drop – Industrial bass pounds like an avalanche. Chainsaws, banjos and screaming guitars battle while dozens of echoing yodels spiral around the mix from every direction.]
[Lead]
WHO TAUGHT THE MOUNTAIN TO SING?!
[Crowd]
NOT US!!
[Lead]
THEN WHO DID?!
[Crowd]
WHO CARES?!
[Mountain Choir]
Yo-lay-hee!
Yodel-ay-ho!
Yo-lay-hee-hi-ho-lay-hee-YOOOOOO!!
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[Breakdown – Everything disappears except distant thunder, stomping boots and echoing whistles. One final yodel drifts through the valley before the drums begin marching back.]
Wait…
Did…
It…
Answer…
Again?
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[Final Chorus – Every instrument returns at maximum force. Double-kick drums, industrial synths, screaming guitars, giant choirs and hundreds of echoing alpine yodels create a wall of glorious insanity.]
Raise the volume!
Wake the sky!
Even mountains…
WANNA FLY!
Laugh together!
Lose control!
LET THE YODELING TAKE YOUR SOUL!
[Entire Crowd]
HEY!
HEY!
HEY!
HEY!
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[Grand Finale – Every musical theme collides one final time. The band suddenly stops… only the mountain keeps yodeling. One by one the crowd joins in until the entire valley erupts into one impossibly fast, completely ridiculous wall of alpine yodeling before one earth-shaking final hit.]
[Everyone & The Mountain]
Yodel-ay-hee!
Yo-lay-ho!
Yodel-ay-hee-hi-ho-lay-yo!
Yo-lay-hee-hi-yodel-ay-ho-lay-hee-hi-ho-lay-yo-lay-hee-hi-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!