[Intro: Narrate]
Ever wondered what it’s like to be a dog, sit, stay, and relax?
I mean, what it’s like to be able to relax all day and just nap?
Have an owner that spoils you with bones merged with toys?
Ears perked and poised
Waiting for that alerting noise
That means your owner’s home?
Let’s take a swan dive
Into a dog’s mind
[Verse 1]
I’m just a dog sitting and staying
Love the other dogs I’m getting to play with
Seeing a puddle of water, about to take a dunk
After I’m done chasing skunks
Then getting scolded the minute it’s spraying
Don’t worry about tomorrow, I live in today it’s
Great and worry doesn’t get in the way
Can’t talk, but if I could, I’m fixing to say it
Matter of fact, I’ll sing it loud
I just need to shout!
[Chorus]
I’m a dog (Yes, I’m a dog)
I like dog toys and my owner likes to shop
I’m a dog (Yes, I’m a dog)
I’ll nap anywhere, so how about beside this rock
I’m a dog (Yes, I’m a dog)
[Verse 1]
If my owner forgets to take me out, I’ll just bark at the door
Will chase a bear even if it starts with the roar
Garbage is my best friend, and the owner tells me not to dig
I don’t listen, fetched one of my bones, and for later, tossed it in
My owner has a lot of rules and commands, but it’s a lot to get
I just wanna zig zag, run and zoom
Doesn’t my owner have enough to do?
[Chorus]
I’m a dog (Yes, I’m a dog)
I like dog toys and my owner likes to shop
I’m a dog (Yes, I’m a dog)
I’ll nap anywhere, so how about beside this rock
I’m a dog (Yes, I’m a dog)
[Verse 3]
Love this toilet water, I’m telling you, it tastes the best
I have a bowl to drink from, just in case I guess
All the food I can eat it’s great
Gonna hit up the couch, got some time to sleep away
Sometimes, I’ll play fetch with a ball
Yeah, it’s true, you can bet I’m a dog
KayDoubleU
