Highways and Interesting Folks

Rolling riding (rolling riding!)

Riding rolling (riding rolling!)

Koda looked at the road then right at his wife

And said (babe, it’s time for a ride)

Liz said (let’s take the R V for a ride cuz it’s time)

Rolling riding (rolling riding!)

Riding rolling (riding rolling!)

They’re on the highway with music blasting with the breeze

Koda said (let’s stop I have to use the bathroom babe so please)

They parked at a gassing station

Koda jumped out glad he made it

Out came Gas Station George with a crooked smile and a trucker hat

He took one look at the vehicle and said (something’s flat)

Koda asked how much to fix the tire before they leave

Gas Station George said (it’s alright) then Koda brought Liz some Slim Jim’s, he’d ordered three

They waved goodbye to the old man with a full beard passing jokes

Then were on the road to anywhere with a moving box of glee and a bag of hopes

Rolling riding (rolling riding!)

Riding rolling (riding rolling!)

Koda looked at the road then right at his wife

And said (babe, it’s time for a ride)

Liz said (let’s take the R V for a ride cuz it’s time)

Rolling riding (rolling riding!)

Riding rolling (riding rolling!)

Later on, Liz was cruising at about eighty-two miles

Music turned up too many notches and a little too loud

Koda pointed out the massive increase in speed, Liz said (what’s it to you?)

Next thing, Megaphone Mike, a cop who’d had a bad day and hardly nothing to do

Put on his sirens, pulled them over and said (you know something that’s true)

He explained the speed they were going and how it was too fast

Then he broke down about his wife and Koda said (I’m sorry, officer, I hope you two last)

Koda thought carefully for a minute and said (can I make a suggestion)

The officer waited then Koda said (flowers and a nice cake’s recommended)

The officer said (some sound advice)

Then he let them go with (keep the miles down tonight

I won’t tell you about it twice)

Rolling riding (rolling riding!)

Riding rolling (riding rolling!)

Koda looked at the road then right at his wife

And said (babe, it’s time for a ride)

Liz said (let’s take the R V for a ride cuz it’s time)

Rolling riding (rolling riding!)

Riding rolling (riding rolling!)

Liz is the passenger now, and Koda’s in the driver’s seat

Liz, dancing, stopped and said (there’s something I’d like to see)

They pulled over to a karaoke bar where people were singing country, pop, and other tunes

Liz said (let’s do this) and Koda’s wife jumped up and swooned

Koda dropping his beer, yelled (that’s my wife, she’s great!)

Vocals fine as grapes

A woman named Singing Sally said Liz was one she wanted to compete with

The two had a long singing battle then Singing Sally lost and then retreated

Koda’s wife was now known as Lively Liz

(Was it my singing?) she asked, and Koda casually said (might’ve been)

But knew it was with the best she could dance and sing

Clumsy Koda and Lively Liz now weird together two happy beings