Stop Judging Me

Man, my brother the pastor was listen the other day to some boring A.S.S Christian song and I told him at the spot to put something more live and he said you don’t like CeCe Winans she is awesome this song is called in His Presence. I said I don’t care it whack! So he said ok and put some Christian Reggaeton and I rebuked him at the spot “homie didn’t play that” so he said ok and started telling me about a song he made he said, “listen to this song that I made” and I heard just a piece of it. It was merengue. I said to him do me a favor don’t show me no Christian merengue there’s no such thing as Christian merengue! that’s not from God!!! Then he says to me what about Bachata? I’m not gonna be playing Bachata Christians songs! I used to get drunk listening to Bachata. That’s not from God I said! I don’t believe in none of that stuff I told him! He said so then what style of music can we listen to cause it seems that we can’t listen to anything according to you! and I put him in his place right away! I let him know that he was judging me and he was confused when I said that. He said to me but you cuss, drink beer and gamble but this is wrong to you? This pastor I tell you! I said you are judging me I have not drank beer in 3 years how dare you I told him I spit in the ground you walk on pastor! He was judging me so then after that, I changed the subject and I said to him I gotta go back and play my Call of Duty. I had 350 kills last night as I listened to jazz music from Kenny G so what that he’s a devil worshiper his music relaxes me and I was just relaxing killing people on Call of Duty for 5 hours as I thought about the fun gambling time I had playing in the casino in the cruise ship, can’t wait to go again and see me some butt cheeks, but yeah, my brother, the Pastor, judging me and putting music that sounds like the world Bachata, merengue what is he thinking about! Anyway I was also telling him about a dream I had of a big A.S.S demon that was so huge but then Jesus came and kicked the sugar honey iced tea out of it cause I be getting some nice dreams especially the once with snakes, but yeah, I keep telling my brother Pastor not to judge me! Anyway Peace out this is GERSON in the house. I gotta tell my wife to start scheduling for our next trip to the Caribbean cause those machines are gonna be hot. Can’t wait to drink a nice cold beer I mean lemonade as I play the casino and see me some butt cheeks. God is good. GERSON out.