[Chorus]
It’s just Pat, it’s just Pat
(It’s Patrick Star!)
And Mister Crabs, Mister Krabs
(The avid boss!)
[Verse 1]
I’m the best in the sea I’m the (pinkish star)
The rhymes are a masterpiece (peep the art)
Cuz (dude!)
It’s (true!)
Duhhh nuh nuh nuh can’t touch this everyone (under the sea’s) looking
I’m more famous than SpongeBob’s cooking
Not (you!)
You (lose!)
[Verse 2 *Pirate Accent*]
(Money! Money! Money!)
I’m the crab with the walk
Better get back with that talk
SpongeBob and Squidward listen to me you’re just mad cuz I’m boss
Search up mister crabs
Ditch the laughs
Even in fiction man
It’s facts if you’re lost
I act cheap but my mattress can talk
You’re a funny looking star with your back to the wall
[Chorus]
It’s just Pat, it’s just Pat
(It’s Patrick Star!)
And Mister Crabs, Mister Krabs
(The avid boss!)
[Verse 3]
Eugene what kind of (name is that)
It’s about the people’s favorite star, not their (favorite crab)
Sit down and enjoy this (amazing rap)
Every (day I laugh)
Now (face the facts)
You might have pincers but you’re nowhere near a (dangerous crab)
These words I promise I’m not (taking back)
Secret ingredient for those patties you’re (joking)
I got the formula for this win I’m (toting)
[Verse 4 *Pirate Accent*]
Patrick Star, the pink gullible buffoon under the sea
I’m shellshocked you think you’re tougher than me
You’re just the main character’s Spongey’s (sidekick)
A barrel of laughs to the sides a (right fit)
Follow this rhyme scheme it’s something to see
The krusty krab is about to be rush hour so with the lines
I have to hit you with before it’s dinner time
And while you’re behind
I scurry to the finish line
KayDoubleU
