Real Friends (Don’t Act Like This) by CAY_AY_AICH - Zona

Real Friends (Don’t Act Like This)

Track · Jan 1, 2026 · English

Real Friends (Don’t Act Like This)

CAY_AY_AICH

Duration

2:45

Language

English

Lyrics

[Intro]

You my bro?

[Choir] Are you sure?

You got my back?

[Choir] We’re not convinced

You say "day one"

But every day feel

Like day… twenty-six

[Verse 1]

You always "forget" your wallet

When the bill hit the table

You post my snacks on your story

But you crop me out the angle

You show up late to my party

Leave early with my crush

You call it "main character"

I call it "doing too much"

You borrow hoodies, never bring back

Say it "look better on you"

You ate my meal from the fridge

Said, "I was saving it too"

You talk wild in the group chat

Then blame it all on "the jokes"

Funny thing about your humor

It only lands on your folks

[Chorus]

Real friends don’t act like this

(real friends, real friends)

They don’t clown me just for clicks

(oh, that’s weak, that’s weak)

You be talking like we tight

But the math don’t add up right

Real friends don’t act like this

So I’m out, that’s it

[Verse 2]

You hit me up when you stranded

I pull up, half-tanked car

But when I text "need a favor"

You just hit "seen" from afar

You say, "bro, you know I love you"

Then roast my shoes for an hour

Turn my heartbreak to a meme

That you pin at the top of your tower

You RSVP to my show

Then sell your ticket for snacks

You told my ex I’m "confusing"

’Cause I like peace and I text back

You say we fam, we "like brothers"

But only when girls are around

Soon as they walk off, you vanish

Like my fries when you come in town

[Chorus]

Real friends don’t act like this

(real friends, real friends)

They don’t clown me just for clicks

(uh-uh, stop that)

You be talking like we tight

But the math don’t add up right

Real friends don’t act like this

So I’m out, that’s it

[Bridge]

You say, "bro, you know I’d die for you"

[Choir] You won’t even split some fries, my dude

You say, "call me if you need a ride"

[Choir] He arrived three hours late outside

You say, "I was just playin’, chill"

[Choir] We been chilled, we need the bill

You say, "We forever, that’s the plan"

I say, "Cool… forever as a former friend"

[Chorus]

Real friends don’t act like this

[Outro]

So keep my hoodie, keep my snacks

Keep my streaming passwords, facts

Keep your drama, keep your spin

I’m unsubscribed from being your friend

[Choir] New group chat, who this?

[Choir] New group chat, who this?

Yeah, real friends don’t act like this

So this real friend… just dismissed

Style

rapmodern funk-rap bounce with tight rhythm guitarbright synth stabsand a rubbery bass line. male vocals up frontplayful but cutting; male choir answers key punchlines like a barbershop squad on caffeine. verses stay percussive and wordy; chorus explodes with group chants and claps. brief breakdown before the final hook where the choir goes call-and-responsethen a bigtriumphant last hit to seal the “we’re done” moment.male vocalsfunky

Prompt

Real Friends, funky rap energetic Male singer with male choir about how a friend isn’t being a real friend due to how they treat them. Funny lyrics that at end ends the friendship with the bad friend

Credits

Prompt by

CAY_AY_AICH

GeneratedJan 1, 2026

ModelAria v5