[Verse 1]
So…I have some what of a narrative story for you.
Paying attention to this is important to do.
Not fiction, this whole portion is truth.
(You’re lying.
This can’t be right stop denying).
No, I’m serious just listen to me.
(Alright, fine, I’m all ears.)
Now I’ll tell it since I’m all clear.
So yeah this was crazy,
But it is amazing.
It’s not fiction. (Maybe?)
I fell asleep one day and woke up in this crazy place with fish.
I thought to myself make this make some sense.
I walked down a pathway that was kind of cartoonish.
I look left and saw half a rock in the sand kind of ruined.
A talking star and a sponge laughing in amusement.
Their attires were interesting and unorthodox for sher.
(They were locals, I assume.)
Uh, sure, but I was lost in words.
Coming out of something that cleans dishes and
A pudgy pink star but keep listening.
I introduced myself to them, the big one, he’s giggling.
They told me about a restaurant three minutes in.
The Krusty Krab with the best burgers in town.
Ran by a cheap manager who’s assertive and loud.
I decided to check it out and grab a bite to eat.
Told the duo that the food was something I like to see.
The meat and cheese was soggy,
And a big-headed squid waited on me, he was salty.
Mad and angry mean and onree.
(What did you do, did you tip?)
(Yeah, not for service you didn’t get.)
Next I noticed a crab that sounded like a pirate.
He wasn’t really all about the kindness.
(Yo, I’ve seen this somewhere, but I can’t remember.)
His soft spot for the sponge masked endeavors.
His employees hadn’t had a raise in years.
Since ninety-nine, the angry squid made it clear.
Why he was never glad but he was mad.
When I heard his spiel, I began to understand
The conditions of that business, facts it was bad.
I stayed long enough to see the sponge clock in for his shift.
And then later the star popped in for a bit.
He ordered ten krabby patties he didn’t pay for.
(Did they call the authorities on him for abusing the trust?)
No, not at all, they’re all just sort of used to his stuff.
Anyway, he just denies it if you accused him of such.
You should’ve seen it, he was like a bottomless pit,
And everyone accepts it if he causes a fit.
Curious about the kitchen, I worked the nerves to enter.
I almost stepped on a bug, and heard the words surrender.
Turns out it was a plankton that spoke with big words.
Screeching about a secret formula he hoped to get first.
(That’s weird, did you help him achieve his plan?)
No, despite his size, he said he didn’t need a hand.
He had tech and plenty of gadgets and assistance.
But the goal, I heard, he always manages to miss it.
So, back to his lab with the quickness.
He always had to revisit.
Always aggressive, never passive with quick wits.
You jean, like always, comes in and wrecks his fun.
Then uses his pincers to throw him far and mess him up.
I met some unique characters, some cool, some not.
(Wait just a minute! You’re talking about SpongeBob!)
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