His name is Tom
He wears glasses
He has a beard
He likes to guzzle beer
He has muscles
He speaks his mind
Drinks miller lite
To unwind
He loves the 80s, loves the golden girls
Different strokes makes his vinegar spill
Maynard makes him throw his fist in the air
He sits on his throne like the prince of bell air
Bowling like a champ
Using 2 fingers, so HORNIE
With his diarrhea boners
The smell kinda lingers, HORNY
IM GETTING HORNY
The smell of poop and semen lingers
Oh yea, JIZZ
BOWLING NIGHT, SPARES AND STRIKES, SO HORNY
bowling NIGHT, BANGS IS LOOKING GOOD, mmmmmmmmm, HORNY. JIZZ BLAST
Mr. T is naked ON A BIKE, HORNY
Mack Guy Ver PLANNING A MISSILE STRIKE
I STARTED SQUIRTING
BOWLING MAD STRIKES AND DRINKING MILLER LITE, HORNIE, SO HORNIE
Jim painter has a package shipping out tonight
IM NO LONGER HORNY
Bowling like a champ
Using 2 fingers, so HORNIE
With his diarrhea boners
The smell kinda lingers, FUCKING HORNIE
IM GETTING HORNIE
The smell of poop and semen lingers
SO FUCKING HORNIE
JIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ