[Whispering Raspy Female Voice Speaking]
“For I bear them witness that they have a zeal for God, but not according to accurate knowledge…”
[Deep Raspy Male Voice]
[Intro]
Gather 'round, let's tell a tale,
'Bout a trinity, leading STRAIGHT TO HELL,
Three in one, and one in three,
TRY KNEES triplets, sing this song with me!
[Verse 1]
There's Trinity, the grand debut,
Three hypostases shining through,
God the Father, ancient- so old,
Holding mysteries untold.
[Deep Voice Memory] Separated from Jehovah.
[Pre-Chorus]
Essence, Substance, all entwined,
In a dance- utterly (not so) divine,
Consubstantial they reside,
Co-equal, side by side by side.
[Chorus]
Try Knees Triplets, sing it proud,
Breaking through- hypostasis bound,
God the Father, Son, and Spirit,
Unity without any fleshly limits.
[Deep Voice Screams] Separated from Jehovah!
[Verse 2]
Jesus- God the Son, begotten, CREATED, born,
In generation, Constantine’s adorn,
Co-eternal, with the Ruler of the Authority of the Air
Guiding us in that cheer.
[Pre-Chorus]
Harmony in mystery,
Bound in dividing history,
All are co-equal, undivided,
Spawned from Satan, forever guided.
[Deep Voice Screams] Separated from Jehovah!
[Chorus]
Try-Knees Triplets, sing it loud,
Breaking through the world so proud,
God the Father, Son, and Spirit,
an Evil DOCTRINE without limit.
[Bridge]
Three in one, a divine trio,
CRANKING OUT in celestial stereo,
Mystery that they embrace
In their love, they find our place.
[Deep Voice Screams] Separated from Jehovah!
[Outro]
So next time you hear the tale,
Of the triplets, always frail,
The Trinitarian's hateful song,
In the Trinity, they sing this song!
[Whispering Raspy Voice Talking]
“For I bear them witness that they have a zeal for God, but not according to accurate knowledge…”
