Vacuum

​(Verse 1)

Another Day, the sun peeks through the pane

And like a twisted clock, it starts up once again

That droning, whining beast, a monster in disguise

Stirring up the dust, right before my eyes

​(Chorus)

Oh, vacuum, how I fucking loathe you

Sucking up my peace, I cannot ignore you

Shattering my ears, joy becoming deaf

I'm gonna take that sweeper and bludgeon you to death

​(Verse 2)

You tangle in the cords, you bump against the wall

You mutter out some Spanish, I wish you'd trip and fall

A swirling loud roar, your grating, grinding tone

The most unwelcome noise while I'm answering the phone

​(Chorus)

Oh, vacuum, how I fucking loathe you

Sucking up my peace, I cannot ignore you

Shattering my ears, joy becoming deaf

I'm gonna take that sweeper and bludgeon you to death

​(Bridge)

I dream of silence, just a moment, soft and low

But then your motor sputters, and it's time for you to go

Dragging out the dust from the moment I arrive

While I stand here in resentment, hoping you will die

​(Chorus)

Oh, vacuum, how I fucking loathe you

Sucking up my peace, I cannot ignore you

Shattering my ears, joy becoming deaf

I'm gonna take that sweeper and bludgeon you to death

​(Outro)

So gather all your dust, and spit it in your face

Twenty times a day , a ridiculous disgrace

Fuck the vacuum...

fuck the vacuum

Fuck Eddie's dirty fuckin feet

I'm really hope your kids can't learn to read