(Verse 1)
Another Day, the sun peeks through the pane
And like a twisted clock, it starts up once again
That droning, whining beast, a monster in disguise
Stirring up the dust, right before my eyes
(Chorus)
Oh, vacuum, how I fucking loathe you
Sucking up my peace, I cannot ignore you
Shattering my ears, joy becoming deaf
I'm gonna take that sweeper and bludgeon you to death
(Verse 2)
You tangle in the cords, you bump against the wall
You mutter out some Spanish, I wish you'd trip and fall
A swirling loud roar, your grating, grinding tone
The most unwelcome noise while I'm answering the phone
(Chorus)
Oh, vacuum, how I fucking loathe you
Sucking up my peace, I cannot ignore you
Shattering my ears, joy becoming deaf
I'm gonna take that sweeper and bludgeon you to death
(Bridge)
I dream of silence, just a moment, soft and low
But then your motor sputters, and it's time for you to go
Dragging out the dust from the moment I arrive
While I stand here in resentment, hoping you will die
(Chorus)
Oh, vacuum, how I fucking loathe you
Sucking up my peace, I cannot ignore you
Shattering my ears, joy becoming deaf
I'm gonna take that sweeper and bludgeon you to death
(Outro)
So gather all your dust, and spit it in your face
Twenty times a day , a ridiculous disgrace
Fuck the vacuum...
fuck the vacuum
Fuck Eddie's dirty fuckin feet
I'm really hope your kids can't learn to read