The Legend of Brett Baker

Yeah, you know who it is, time to tell the tale

About Brett Baker, oh well, here we go

Brett Baker walks in with a fumble and a stumble

Lookin' in the mirror, he’s lost and he’s humble

Oh, he’s the king of the chaos, throne made of jumbled

His face so ugly, makes the clouds look humble

He’s got the brains of a bubble, thinkin' he's royal

But everyone sees through the cracks, he's the local joke

His weight’s a runaway train, missin' control

Ain't no mirror can lie, he's got a big and bold role

But nobody likes him, no, they slide away

Laughin', shakin' heads, never wanna stay

He tries to be cool, but just fades to gray

Brett Baker, out the game, go on, walk away

Oh Brett, oh Brett, you in the back of the line

Lyin’ in the shadows, just wastin’ your time

Busted and disgusted, hope you hear the rhyme

Brett Baker, nobody knows you, you’re the last in the climb

Ugly and fat, yeah, that’s the truth

Stupid and silly, lost in the booth

No one’s got respect, no, they got the proof

Brett Baker, forget him, that’s the move

Yeah, let’s all forget, Brett’s a joke on the run

Ugly, dumb, and lonely, ain't no fun

Keep walkin’ away, time to shut the pun

Brett Baker’s story, yeah, it’s just begun