The Legend of Brett Baker

[Intro]
Yeah, you know who it is, time to tell the tale
About Brett Baker, oh well, here we go

[Verse 1]
Brett Baker walks in with a fumble and a stumble
Lookin' in the mirror, he’s lost and he’s humble
Oh, he’s the king of the chaos, throne made of jumbled
His face so ugly, makes the clouds look humble
He’s got the brains of a bubble, thinkin' he's royal
But everyone sees through the cracks, he's the local joke
His weight’s a runaway train, missin' control
Ain't no mirror can lie, he's got a big and bold role

[Pre-Chorus]
But nobody likes him, no, they slide away
Laughin', shakin' heads, never wanna stay
He tries to be cool, but just fades to gray
Brett Baker, out the game, go on, walk away

[Chorus]
Oh Brett, oh Brett, you in the back of the line
Lyin’ in the shadows, just wastin’ your time
Busted and disgusted, hope you hear the rhyme
Brett Baker, nobody knows you, you’re the last in the climb

[Bridge]
Ugly and fat, yeah, that’s the truth
Stupid and silly, lost in the booth
No one’s got respect, no, they got the proof
Brett Baker, forget him, that’s the move

[Outro]
Yeah, let’s all forget, Brett’s a joke on the run
Ugly, dumb, and lonely, ain't no fun
Keep walkin’ away, time to shut the pun
Brett Baker’s story, yeah, it’s just begun

Upbeat comedic pop with catchy hooks and playful tone, rap