Space Oddity LOL

NASA's got a telescope pointed at the stars

Looking for green guys driving funky little cars

Do they sip lattes on Jupiter's moons

Or surf Saturn's rings in sparkly silver tunes

UFOs in my backyard

What do they need

Did they come for tacos or to learn how to read

ETs knocking

Should I open the door

Or leave 'em guessing while I dance on the floor

Martian's on Zoom

Says

"Take me to your memes"

Wants to know why Earth loves cats in laser beams

Venus sent a postcard

It's hot as heck

But their DJ spins beats that make your hips wreck

Do they want our Wi-Fi or our fries

Or just our playlists and our pies

UFOs in my backyard

What do they need

Did they come for tacos or to learn how to read

ETs knocking

Should I open the door

Or leave 'em guessing while I dance on the floor

Beam me up

Scotty

But don't take my snacks

Aliens stole my socks

Now they won't give 'em back

I told 'em

"Earth's got Netflix and karaoke nights"

They said

"Your planet's weird

But your shows are alright"