[Verse]
I built a time machine out of duct tape
It smells like socks and peanut butter
I hit the button and hoped for the best
But now I’m stuck in the Cretaceous clutter
[Chorus]
Timemaschine
It’s held together with a dream
Timemaschine
It’s bursting at the seams
Timemaschine
Dinosaurs are chasing me
Timemaschine
Someone save my spleen
[Verse 2]
I tried to fix it with a coat hanger
But it sent me to the Middle Ages
The knights all laughed at my sneakers
And I got chased by fire-breathing mages
[Prechorus]
I just wanted to see the future
But now I’m dodging swords and sutures
[Chorus]
Timemaschine
It’s held together with a dream
Timemaschine
It’s bursting at the seams
Timemaschine
Now I’m stuck in a meme
Timemaschine
Please wake me from this scheme
[Bridge]
Now I’m in the ‘80s
Rocking a mullet
My machine’s on fire
I can’t control it
Jumped to the moon in 1969
Neil Armstrong said
“Hey
This junk ain’t mine”