[Verse 1]
Woke up late
For a very important nap
Put my shoes on the wrong feet
Gave my goldfish a map
My toothbrush ate my homework
My socks are eating pie
My mirror did a backflip
And winked its left-hand eye (hey!)
[Chorus]
I got cereal in my backpack
Pajamas at the grocery store
High-fiving every mailbox
Like I’ve been here before
Doing cartwheels with a cactus
Singing “howdy” to the moon
Life makes zero sense
And that’s my favorite tune (oh yeah)
[Verse 2]
My sandwich has opinions
It says it wants a raise
My phone just texted “who dis?”
Then put itself on stage
My backpack’s taking selfies
My pencil’s on a date
My calendar’s on vacation
And every day is “late”
[Chorus]
I got cereal in my backpack
Pajamas at the grocery store
High-fiving every mailbox
Like I’ve been here before
Doing cartwheels with a cactus
Singing “howdy” to the moon
Life makes zero sense
And that’s my favorite tune (la la)
[Bridge]
[Music drops to claps and goofy kazoo]
If up is left
And left is toast
Then clearly I
Am doing the most
I’ll wear my shoes
On both my hands
And start a band
With frying pans (bang bang)
[Chorus]
I got cereal in my backpack
Pajamas at the grocery store
High-fiving every mailbox
Like I’ve been here before
Doing cartwheels with a cactus
Singing “howdy” to the moon
Life makes zero sense
And that’s my favorite tune (so silly)
Life makes zero sense
And that’s my favorite tune (hey!)