The Prophecy

Well I woke up and brushed my teeth,

I went downstairs to comb my hair.

I opened up the 'fridgerator and reached inside

And grabbed me a cold one!

Then I lit up a cigarette and I smoked it down to my fingertips,

I jumped in my Chevy and went off to work

Only to be stopped by this police-jerk!

(It was the Prophecy!)

My momma told me there'd be days like this!

(It was the Prophecy!)

Why don't you leave me alone?

(It was the Prophecy!)

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

It was the Prophecy!

Well I got in my office and sat right down

I looked at the pictures, my wife was a clown!

I lit me up another cigarette and realized

I had to take a dump!

And as I left the toilet seat there was this hairy-old bitch and she was looking at me!

I said, "Listen here, baby, my lines are all fed

But I'll take you home if you wanna go to bed!

(It was the Prophecy!)

Under the sheets!

(It was the Prophecy!)

Baby, one more time!

(It was the Prophecy!)

Come on, let go of that!

It was the Prophecy!

Well around the corner was a carnival

I went inside to see Madam d'Étiolles.

She looked into her crystal ball and said,

"Man, you're in for one hell of a fall!"

I said, "To hell with that!

This is my Life!

And I can go home and I can pork my wife!

And when I'm done, you know I'll do it again

Because I'm living this Life and I can live it in sin!"

(It was the Prophecy!)

This is my Life!

(It was the Prophecy!)

And I'll do it again!

(It was the Prophecy!)

One more time!

It was the Prophecy!

(It was the Prophecy!)

A little James Brown!

(It was the Prophecy!)

And I'll sing my song!

(It was the Prophecy!)

Do you feel lucky, Punk?

It was the Prophecy!

One more time!

(It was the Prophecy!)

Kiss my ass!

(It was the Prophecy!)

Come on, lend me a glass!

(It was the Prophecy!)

Go ahead, make my day!

It was the Prophecy!

It was the Prophecy!