Duckie

[Intro]
[Verse 1]
It was a Friday Night at the Big-Wigs Party!
I met the Princess drinking Ron Bacardi!
I knew at once I was a goner, I just had to get to know her intimately!
[Bridge]
So, wet my feet and call me Duckie,
I've never been so lucky...Baby!
[Verse 2]
Now everybody's got a big temptation
To fool around with God's Creation.
Well I don't mean to sound psychotic 
But I'm just the one who's got it, Baby!
[Bridge]
So, wet my feet and call me Duckie,
I've never been so lucky...Baby!
[Chorus]
Well, this Duckie's gotta know some things about you
Like if you'll walk alone or if you'll stay
And if you keep the crackers in the pantry
Or tucked away!
[Verse 3]
It was around 5:30 when I called your number
Was it Cloud Nine feelings or a Golden Slumber?
Now come on, Babe, we're going to the Mountain-
Rock 'n Roll, there won't be any doubtin' Baby!
[Bridge]
So, wet my feet and call me Duckie,
I've never been so lucky...Baby!
[Lead]
[Verse 4]
Today, the mailman gave me a Final Notice!
All the bills are paid but still they wrote us!
And then the lights went out - not so groovy -
Just in  time for my big movie! Seriously?
[Bridge]
So, wet my feet and call me Duckie,
I've never been so lucky...Baby!
[Chorus]
Well, this Duckie's gotta know some things about you
Like if you'll walk alone or if you'll stay
And if you keep the crackers in the pantry
Or tucked away!
[Chorus]
Well, this Duckie's gotta know some things about you
Like if you'll walk alone or if you'll stay
And if you keep the crackers in the pantry
Or tucked away!
[Big finish]

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