Butt-Cheeks Rap

Well, he's over the Border

(Not Taco Bell)

Eats a lot of beans

(It smells like hell!)

There lives a little man

(Not quite 5 feet)

His name is Chico

BUT WE CALL HIM BUTT-CHEEKS!

He writes neat songs

(While he takes a poo)

Like Blow Away

(And China Sue!)

Now he rides his horseys

(And he wears straw hats)

We need him in the band

BUT HE WON'T COME BACK!

He enlisted in the Army

(The Red, White and Blue)

If they go to war

(He said, fuck you!)

So he headed down south

(To Mexico!)

Where he drinks Corona and eats burritos!

Butt!

(BUTT-CHEEKS)

Butt-Cheeks Rap!

It's the Butt, Butt, Butt

BUTT-CHEEKS RAP!

(Bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu)

BUTT-CHEEKS RAP!