🎵 “Pizza Is Gas”
Hard rock anthem of scooters, screams, and survival in the chaos of Nightwerks
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🎸 Intro (chugging guitar riff, drums kick in)
OH WA WA WA!
He’s clocked in.
He’s cheesed up.
He’s DONE with your parts department.
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🎤 Verse 1
Crown Vic rattle, stereo blast,
Ryan shows up with a scooter and sass.
Tool cart burnin’, phone won’t stop,
He’s got paperwork stacked to the ceiling top.
Customers cryin’, “That price ain’t fair!”
He’s on hold again, screamin’ into thin air.
RepairLink’s lyin’ — that price ain’t right,
So he calls the dealer just to sleep at night.
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🎶 Chorus (scream & hold)
PIZZA IS GAS!!! 🎤 (🔥 scream w/ guitar hold)
It’s a vibe, it’s a code, it’s the sauce in his soul!
Pepperoni fuel when the work takes a toll!
Unless it’s hot out — then chill with the slice…
But when the temp drops — HE’S EATIN’ FOR LIFE!
PIIIZZZAA!! (wah-wah-wah scream, Korn-style drop)
He’s a NIGHTWERKS warrior in a grease-stained crown,
Rippin’ tricks on a scooter like he OWNS this town!
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🎤 Verse 2
He’s checkin’ VINs while playin’ chess,
Pawn to E4 and a part request.
ChatGPT spittin’ memes for revenge,
Bad customers get roasted with AI vengeance.
Mic in one hand, wrench in the other,
Guitar riffs flyin’ while he dodges another —
Karen on line one, lost in a rage,
But Ryan’s screamin’ lyrics straight off the stage.
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🎶 Chorus (scream & breakdown)
PIZZA IS GAS!!! 🎤 (scream hold w/ bass drop)
Slicin’ through stress with a molten crust blast!
Mozzarella madness and a rock-star laugh!
Unless it’s a scorcher — then he’s takin’ a pause…
But give him 70 degrees? HE’S GOIN’ FULL SAUCE!
WAA WAA WA WA!! (Jonathan Davis scream impression)
Scooter drift, guitar shred, crown-vic cruise —
This man runs Nightwerks with pizza abuse!
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🎸 Bridge (slow, heavy, eerie)
Screamin’ at the service desk…
“THIS ISN’T THE RIGHT PRICE!”
Deep breath…
“…dealer’s got me. It’s alright.”
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🎤 Final Chorus (full power, top scream)
PIZZA IS GAS!!! 🎤
Let the ovens BURN and the basslines crash!
He’s a rocker, a wrencher, a chess-playin’ king,
And that phone can ring — but he does his thing!
Nightwerks loud, crown Vic roar,
Scooter spins on the concrete floor!
PIZZA IS GAS!
And Ryan is war.
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🔥 Outro (hard stop)
Wah wa wa…
click
“…Dealer says it’s in stock.”
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