“Scufje the Stolen Cat”

We rolled up at Jim’s place, music pounding loud,
A black and white kitty there, mingling with the crowd.
Didn’t think we’d leave with more than a hangover and a laugh,
But that cat found a new home, yeah, it happened real fast.

Scufje! Scufje! Punk rock kitty crime!
One night at Jim’s, next morning he’s mine.
Scufje! Scufje! Jim don’t have a clue,
Your cat loves us more—sorry, dude!


Next morning I’m yawning, see that cat on our floor,
I’m like, “Hey Chris, why’s Jim’s cat walkin’ through our door?”
He laughs, “Meet Scufje, man, that’s just how it goes,”
A punk rock catnapping—just another tale to compose.

 
Steal a cat, drink a beer!
Hide the evidence, Jim lives near!
Party over, but the crime’s begun,
Scufje’s new home—punk rock fun!


Scufje! Scufje! Stolen from a friend,
Rock and roll cat, chaos never ends.
Scufje! Scufje! No


Scufje! Scufje! Stolen from a friend,
Rock and roll cat, chaos never ends.
Scufje! Scufje! No one’s gonna snitch,
Jim thinks his cat’s got a punk rock twin!


Doorbell rings—oh no, it’s Jim!
Scufje purrs and cuddles him.
Jim says, “Man, I’ve got a cat like that,”
Never knew he was petting his own damn cat!

 
Scufje! Scufje! Paws up in the pit!
This kitty’s metal, never gonna quit.
Scufje! Scufje! Our mascot of crime,
Party cat forever, living nine punk lives!

Punk rock, metal, power metal, thrash metal, glam metal, anthem, rock, hard rock, industrial, industrial metal, nu metal