Astronauts Need Space, Not You.

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Prompt / Lyrics
[Intro – Spoken, distorted]
“Houston, we have a bitch problem.”


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[Verse 1 – Sarcastic & punchy]
You said you needed “space” like you’re training for the moon
Now you’re orbiting some loser that you met in June
I was the oxygen when you were choking on the dark
Now you’re a rocket fueled by lies and a half-lit spark

I held you up when you crashed and burned
But now I see, oh, the tables turned
Girl, you’re not NASA, you’re a traffic cone
Just standing there, useless, while I carried the load


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[Pre-Chorus – Screamed]
Go ahead, plant your flag in his chest
You’re the first woman on the Moon with zero respect


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[Chorus – Catchy & sincere]
Astronauts need space, but I need the truth
Guess your rocket launch was just to ditch my crew
I built you a ship when you had no view
But you ditched your mission once the skies turned blue
Astronauts need space… not you


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[Verse 2 – Petty humor kicks in]
Remember when you cried in your ripped sweatpants?
I brought ice cream, bad movies, and a slow dance
When your car broke down, I drove through the storm
Now you’re cruising in his junker like it’s your new norm

I was your gravity, your steady pull
But you’re a black hole, babe, just sucking it full
You “needed time,” now I see the trick—
Your watch was set to “Find Another Guy Quick”


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[Breakdown – Ridiculous party-core energy]
(Shouted like a hype-man over chugs)
“SPACE! SPACE! SPACE!
Yeah, take all the space you want,
but stay outta my galaxy!”

(Band shouts)
HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!


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[Chorus – Repeat with more gang vocals]
Astronauts need space, but I need the truth
Guess your rocket launch was just to ditch my crew
I built you a ship when you had no view
But you ditched your mission once the skies turned blue
Astronauts need space… not you


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[Bridge – Half sincere, half mocking]
You’re just a comet, burning fast and cheap
I’m a supernova, babe, and I don’t lose sleep
Your “mission control” is just a guy in a hat
Hope you like his moon rocks—
I’m not jealous of that


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[Final Breakdown – Scream + Synthy Dance Beat]
I WAS YOUR SUN—YOU CHOSE A FLASHLIGHT
GO FLOAT AWAY—ENJOY YOUR NIGHT FLIGHT


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[Final Chorus – Soaring & triumphant]
Astronauts need space, but I need the truth
Guess your rocket launch was just to ditch my crew
I built you a ship when you had no view
But you ditched your mission once the skies turned blue
Astronauts need space… not you
Not you… (echo)


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[Outro – Spoken, filter effect]
“This is mission accomplished… without you.”