Give a Duck

Look and listen see and hear

About an animal we exploit without fear

Popularized in songs and as celluloid champs

World famous for their annual stamps they won a Stanley Cup dominating the puck

The beast in question is the mighty duck

In Valdeze they used Dawn to degrease by the duckload

Now Dawn uses ducks to sell by the truckload

Ducks silly brave both super hero and coward

A reference of course to a duck named Howard

Donald had a voice that would make you laffy

Though not as crazy as good old Daffy

So many ducks no favorites to choose

Some love McScrouge and his three nephews

Daisy reflected a duck that was hot

Reality teaches if you want hot just use a pot

You can stuff a turkey with a chicken and duck

And Peking duck is said to bring good luck

Ducks have been present through the history of mankind

And we brutally shoot them while we

Hide in a blind

We all try to keep our ducks in a row

And in Oregon they chant go ducks go

In Valdeze they used Dawn to degrease by the duckload

Now Dawn uses ducks to sell by the truckload

Ducks silly brave both super hero and coward

A reference of course to a duck named Howard

We are impressed by the wat layer runs off their backs

We use their really strong tape for many life hacks

Ray Davies sang about Ducks on the Wall

If you want all duck to come just give him a call

I dont mean to judge or be rude

But why would anyone see a duck and think food

Giants in American culture

More beloved than even the vulture

Remember their style and celebrity

The famous ducks throughout history

We go to a pond to feed with bread and crackers

We enjoy and adore all the little quckersamerica loves the little duck

And if you don't no one gives a....