[Intro]
(Heavy power chords kick in immediately)
(Spoken)
He’s climbing through the window?
Ugh, as if!
Yo, Nick, let’s show ‘em how a nightmare sounds.
[Verse 1 - Avril Style]
Black hat, bad attitude, creepin’ in the dark
You’re leave-in’ pentagrams and callin’ it a mark?
You think you’re so edgy with your messy black hair
But you’re just a loser in a thrift store flair!
I’m over the drama, I’m over the chase
I’ll take my heavy eyeliner and smudge it in your face!
[Pre-Chorus]
Don’t look under the bed, don’t turn out the light
You’re the king of the freaks in the middle of the night
But guess what?
I’m the one holding the bat tonight!
[Chorus]
Yeah, Love Sux! And you’re the reason why!
Stalking 666 under a California sky!
You’re a cinematic villain, a real-life mess
Leave your fingerprint, I’ll leave you second-best!
Hey! Hey! You’re the Night Stalker?
No, you’re just a loud-mouth trash talker!
[Bridge - Nicki Minaj Style Rap]
(Beat flips to a heavy 808 bass with a snapping snare)
Uh, yo, check the file, check the stats, check the avi
I’m the queen of the coast, and this creep is acting wavy?
You’re stepping in the 13? That’s my lucky number
I’ll put a heel through your heart while you’re in a deep slumber!
Avon calling? No, it’s Nicki with the chrome
Why you peeping in the windows of a Barbie Dream Home?
Got the teeth like a piranha, but your flow is getting weaker
I’m the main attraction, you’re just a featured creeper!
I’m the alpha, the omega, the girl in the glitter
Leave you crying in the street, now go check your Twitter!
Rrraaaa!
[Guitar Solo - Pop-Punk Shredding]
[Outro]
(Avril vocals return, half-screaming)
Go back to the shadows!
Nobody wants your autograph!
(Fades out with a bratty laugh and a final heavy drum fill)
Love really sux!
AngelOfDarkness
