Toots of Joy

Had a bean burrito for lunch oh boy

Now my tummy's got a new kind of toy

Silent but deadly hits the air

No one knows it came from where

In the elevator on the way up high

Face turns red no need to lie

Coworkers glance around the room

Trying to escape the doom

Toots of joy fill the air

Got that gassy love to share

Laughter folds us up in glee

Even farts set us free

Dinner date with candles lit

Feeling fancy till I let it rip

Eyes are watering trying not to laugh

Love set sail on a winded raft

In a quiet classroom all eyes on me

Teacher asks who it could be

Shrunken down in embarrassment

Yet the giggles are heaven sent

Rock concert louder than a drum

But I got my own solo in my bum

Crowd's confused by the odd bass line

But I'm jamming feeling fine