[Intro — Spoken]
Okay…
So after careful reflection…
Deep personal growth…
A long journey of self-discovery…
I have unfortunate news.
[Verse 1]
I called you crazy, called you strange,
Made a whole list of things you should change,
Said you bring chaos everywhere,
Then I looked around and I was there,
I blamed your drama, blamed your phone,
Blamed every text you left alone,
Then realized at half past three…
Wait a second… that sounds like me,
[Pre-Chorus]
Mirror, mirror on the wall,
Who’s the biggest mess of all?
You laughed and said “I hate to say,”
“But you’ve been standing here all day,”
[Chorus]
Maybe I’m the problem,
Oops, didn’t see that coming,
Spent all this time solving you,
Forgot I’m a puzzle too,
Maybe I’m the problem,
Maybe I’m a little something,
A beautiful disaster in designer shoes,
Maybe I’m just as bad as you,
Oh no…
Plot twist, it’s true,
Maybe I’m the problem too,
[Verse 2]
Who forgot their keys inside the door?
Me.
Who started laughing during a war?
Me.
Who said “I’m done, I’m walking away,”
Then came back with more to say?
Also me.
I got opinions, I got receipts,
I got screenshots from 2019,
Maybe throwing stones was kinda wild,
From my glass house with my messy style,
[Pre-Chorus 2]
The evidence is looking bad,
Maybe I’m a little mad,
Case is closed, the truth came through,
I’m guilty of being chaotic too,
[Chorus]
Maybe I’m the problem,
Oops, didn’t see that coming,
Spent all this time solving you,
Forgot I’m a puzzle too,
Maybe I’m the problem,
Maybe I’m a little something,
A beautiful disaster in designer shoes,
Maybe I’m just as bad as you,
[Bridge — Dramatic Ballad Moment]
Nobody’s perfect, nobody wins,
Everybody’s got a little madness within,
You’re annoying, I’m dramatic,
Together we’re cinematic,
Life’s too short to keep the score,
Who cares who messed up more?
After everything we’ve been through…
I’m still laughing here with you,
[Final Chorus]
Maybe we’re the problem,
Maybe that’s the awesome part,
Two little disasters with ridiculous hearts,
Turning every mistake into art,
Maybe we’re the problem,
But we made a story out of nothing,
A little bit messy, a little confused…
But I wouldn’t change me or you.
[Outro — Spoken]
Wow.
Growth.
Character development.
Still blocking your number though.