Champagne Catastrophe

Verse 1

I crash-land pretty in a tailored suit,

Lipstick on the collar like a guilty truth,

Smile for the cameras, cue the disgrace—

I make bad decisions look like high taste.

Diamonds in my teeth when I lie through a grin,

Selling salvation with a side of sin,

You want a hero? Baby, that’s cute—

I’m the headline they don’t wanna dispute.

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Pre-Chorus

Oh, I taste like fame and cheap regret,

A little too much you won’t forget,

Say my name like a loaded gun—

Go on, baby, I’m your favorite one.

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Chorus

It’s a champagne catastrophe,

Sip it down, it’s killing me,

We’re dressed up just to fall apart—

Standing ovations for a broken heart.

So light me up like kerosene,

Make a mess of everything,

If loving me’s a tragedy—

Then drink it down, it’s a masterpiece.

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Verse 2

I play God in a rented room,

With a plastic crown and a sense of doom,

Every confession sounds so rehearsed,

I bless your lips then I make it worse.

Gold-plated lies in a velvet tone,

Everybody loves what they can’t own,

I’m the spark in your gasoline—

You’re the wreck I’ve already seen.

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Pre-Chorus

Oh, I taste like fire you can’t contain,

A little pleasure, a lot of pain,

Say my name like you need the thrill—

Go on, baby, I’m your poison pill.

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Chorus

It’s a champagne catastrophe,

Sip it down, it’s killing me,

We’re dressed up just to fall apart—

Standing ovations for a broken heart.

So light me up like kerosene,

Make a mess of everything,

If loving me’s a tragedy—

Then drink it down, it’s a masterpiece.

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Bridge (Slow → Explosive)

(Soft, piano-driven)

Tell me I’m divine,

Even if it’s a lie,

I just need the sound of it tonight…

(Beat builds)

We’re addicted to the afterglow,

To the high before the low,

To the crash we call a life—

(Explodes)

So strike the match and watch me shine—

I burn better in the spotlight!

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Final Chorus (Bigger / Higher)

It’s a champagne catastrophe,

Sing it like a symphony,

We’re beautiful in our defeat—

Dancing on the edge of “everything.”

So light me up, I’m gasoline,

Every flaw’s a work of art,

If loving me’s insanity—

Then tear me down and play the part.

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Outro (Theatrical Fade)

Pour another, let it bleed,

We’re the kings of make-believe,

Take a bow, don’t look at me—

I’m the star of your worst dream.