Seriously, You’re A Hot Mess

Okay…

I tried being mature.

I tried being understanding.

But at this point…

Wow.

You brought a spoon to a knife fight,

Wore sunglasses in the moonlight,

You said you had a master plan,

Written on the back of your own hand,

You lost your keys inside your pocket,

Tried to fix your phone with chocolate,

Every time you make a move,

I need a minute to process you,

I’m not trying to be mean,

But this deserves a movie scene,

I watched you prove me wrong again,

Then prove me right by accident,

There’s only one thing left to say,

And I mean this in the nicest way…

Seriously, you’re a hot mess,

How’d you even manage that?

Running full speed through the wrong door,

Then getting up and asking what happened for,

Seriously, you’re a hot mess,

But somehow you do it with class,

You’re a disaster, that’s the truth,

The world ain’t ready for someone like you,

Seriously, seriously,

You’re a hot mess to me,

You texted me “guess what I found,”

It was your phone that you were holding now,

You tried to whisper on speaker mode,

Took the wrong way on a one-way road,

You said “trust me, I’ve got this covered,”

That’s when everybody ran for cover,

You’re not unlucky, don’t be mad,

You’re just chaos dressed up in glam,

It’s almost a talent honestly,

A beautiful catastrophe,

You break the rules you never read,

Then wonder what everyone said,

I’d give advice, but anyway,

You wouldn’t hear it when I say…

Seriously, you’re a hot mess,

How’d you even manage that?

Running full speed through the wrong door,

Then getting up and asking what happened for,

Seriously, you’re a hot mess,

But somehow you do it with class,

You’re a disaster, that’s the truth,

The world ain’t ready for someone like you,

Nobody does it like you do,

Nobody trips over their own shoes,

Nobody turns a simple day,

Into a ten-part Broadway play,

And maybe that’s your special thing,

The chaos and the laughs you bring,

I’d miss the madness, that’s the truth…

But seriously…

How are you even you?

Seriously, you’re a hot mess,

Never change, you’re iconic like that,

You’re a hurricane wearing perfume,

A little bit lost but you own the room,

Seriously, you’re a hot mess,

The kind of crazy that makes me laugh,

The world is weird and so are you…

Honestly?

I’m a hot mess too.

Wait…

Did I just roast myself?

…Never mind.