Hope Your Pepsi Goes Flat

[Intro (spoken/sung playful line, 12 sec)]
Yeah… you’re lucky I love you

[Verse 1]
You chew like a marching band in the morning
Hope your cereal sogs before it hits the fork
You snore like a storm when I’m barely yawning
Still I go and adore every quirky quirk

[Verse 2]
You sneeze so loud, yeah, it rattles the walls
Hope your Pepsi spills on the first little sip
You give me advice when I just wanna squall
Still my hand, I let you hold and grip

[Chorus]
I love you, but I heard you yawn mid-conversation
Hope your Pepsi goes flat in every situation
I love you, but I hope your pillow’s lumpy tonight
Tiny annoyances, but you still feel right

[Instrumental Break (12 sec): Playful guitar riff + light percussion]
"ugh… you’re impossible"

[Verse 3]
You fall asleep mid-sentence, out of the blue
Hope your ice cream melts before you even taste
You crashed my truck, said, “Yeah… I knew”
Still I laugh it off like it’s no big waste

[Bridge]
You hum off-key when I’m tryin’ to think
Hope your playlist skips at the worst time
You nod off mid-chat in the middle of a blink
And I laugh like, “yeah… that tracks, that’s fine”

[Chorus]
I love you, but I heard you yawn mid-conversation
Hope your Pepsi goes flat in every situation
I love you, but I hope your pillow’s lumpy tonight
Tiny annoyances, but you still feel right

[Outro]
I love you, even when you’re a walking chaos act
May your toast burn and socks slip, just like that
I love you, and I’d endure it all with a sigh
Tiny frustrations, but you’re still here, and so am I

Energetic pop rock, punchy distorted guitars, driving drums, expressive playful female vocals, cheeky sarcastic tone