Eddie rap

He likes to shoot ducks

He likes to shoot deer

He likes to show his nuts

To any midget that is near

He's watching midget porn

His ammo is getting bigger

He wants to shoot his load

On the face of Jesse's sister

Eddie, the redneck fuck,

Hunting for animals, fucking midgets

Eddie the redneck fuck

A deer, a goose and DEAD midget in his truck.

His feet smell like a rotten corpses vagina

He got a boner when Trump said "China".

He a friend to all, but mostly the strippers

3 foot 8 inches tall mouth aimed at the zipper

His ammo is large, he is tall like a tree

He chews so much snuss that it's black when he pees

He will nail your mom in the back of a chevy

cum like the 4th of July with a midget named Debbie.

I'm a redneck fuck, red white and blue

I'll cover your face with patriotic goo

I'm Jewish for the football, I love the coin flip

Jesse's sister queefes on my mushroom tip

I'm looking for a gummer, I'm looking for a slob

Teeth are overrated, just a hobbin on my knob

Did I mention that I'm gay, I keep it on the down low

I work at pmc to fill my ass with concrete dildos

I wake up every morning and listen to the news

I feel kinda bad cause I'm barely half a Jew

Time to shoot a deer, look him in the eye

My name is fuckin Eddie, I hope you came die.

Fuckin Bambi motherfucker

MIDGET FUCKER

MIDGET FUCKER

Getting Gay with Jason

Gutting deer with Jason Naked

Jason giving me a bath

Spongbath on my taint

I love politics.

Everybody is cumming

Harass the cleaning lady

My hunting cabin is a sex dungeon

LIGHT YOUR FEET ON FIRE

BLACK CHICKS

REVERSE MIDGET COWGIRL

MIDGET SEX DOLLS