Zooted at the Zoo

Yeah…

I said one tab, bro said “take two”

Next thing I know, we at the damn zoo

Sun hittin’ weird, flamingos look rude

I’m trippin’ absolute balls in the monkey exhibit, dude

I’m zooted at the zoo, man I don’t know what to do,

Penguin gave me attitude, I think the tiger said “who?”

Everything breathin’, colors meltin’ in my shoes,

I came to see giraffes but now the llamas sing the blues.

Zooted at the zoo, feelin’ cosmic in the queue,

Talkin’ to a kangaroo like he my homie from the crew,

Security keep watchin’, think they know I lost a screw,

I’m trippin’ absolute balls at the mother-lovin’ zoo.

Walked in feelin’ normal, ten minutes later—nah,

Thought the peacock feathers was a message from God,

Saw a zebra walk by, stripes started wigglin’,

Looked at my friend like, “Bro… the horse is glitchin’.”

Elephant looked wise, like he knew my taxes,

Gorilla beat his chest and I started clappin’,

Little kid pointed at me like “Mom he actin’ strange,”

Yeah lil bro, because the meerkats just changed shape.

A goat stared deep into my soul for a minute,

I swear he whispered “you ain’t built for this dimension,”

Tried to drink water but the bottle felt alive,

Then a turtle walked past lookin’ fast as a NASCAR drive.

I’m zooted at the zoo, man I don’t know what to do,

Penguin gave me attitude, I think the tiger said “who?”

Everything breathin’, colors meltin’ in my shoes,

I came to see giraffes but now the llamas sing the blues.

Zooted at the zoo, feelin’ cosmic in the queue,

Talkin’ to a kangaroo like he my homie from the crew,

Security keep watchin’, think they know I lost a screw,

I’m trippin’ absolute balls at the mother-lovin’ zoo.

Went inside reptile house, biggest mistake alive,

Snake looked at me and blinked six hundred times,

Crocodile smilin’, I’m like “bro don’t do it,”

Then the wall started breathin’ and my knees said “screw it.”

At the food stand, nachos looked illegal,

Hotdog spinnin’ slowly like a cinematic sequel,

Heard the flamingos harmonize a Drake song,

Meanwhile my buddy hugged a tree for like eight long… minutes.

Parrot kept roastin’ me repeatedly,

“Boy yo eyes huge!” yeah thanks repeatedly,

Then I hit the aquarium completely amazed,

Sat there forty minutes watchin’ jellyfish rave.

Why the lions look majestic as hell?

Why the otter just winked at me? I can’t tell,

Why the gift shop magnets feel emotionally real?

And why this chimpanzee know exactly how I feel?

I’m zooted at the zoo, whole planet outta tune,

Moonwalkin’ past baboons in the middle of the afternoon,

Every animal look like they know what I consumed,

Even the ducks by the fountain look concerned and confused.

Zooted at the zoo, yeah the day became a blur,

Bought a plush gorilla thinkin’ somehow it could purr,

Left with blurry photos and a deep emotional wound,

Never mix psychedelics with a trip to the zoo.

Yeah…

The penguins were definitely talkin’ trash

Nobody can convince me otherwise.