[Intro]
Yo, this one’s for my bro Joey Butters,
Bears fan, always got each other's backs, no others.
Let me tell ya ’bout the legend, the butter king,
Hold tight, here we go, let the laughter swing.
[Verse 1]
Yo, Joey’s the dude, always chillin' with a grin,
Loyal like a quarterback, never givin' in.
Got a heart so big, yeah, he do it for the crew,
But his story’s real funny, gotta tell it to you.
One night in the cold, he was out gettin' his groove,
Lookin’ for the lube, but man, he couldn’t move.
So what he did next, yo, you wouldn’t believe,
Grab two sticks of butter, humor hard to conceive.
[Pre-Chorus]
He said, "Why not? I’ll make it work," then got to butterin’,
Slide that in like a pro, ain’t no way he’s campin’.
Park that ride in the garage, or like a runner with steam,
Joey Butters, the legend, living out the meme.
[Chorus]
Joey Butters, he’s the man with the plan,
Bears fan, doin’ all that he can.
Loyal and bold, with a story to tell,
Butter on point, he ringin’ the bell.
[Verse 2]
Now, why they call him Joey Butters? Well, here’s the thing,
One night he got creative, and shit took a swing.
Had his girl all smilin’, while he’s butterin’ the scene,
Turned a mishap into a laugh, that’s how he stays keen.
He’d do anything, for family, friends or the team,
Always standin’ tall, like a football dream.
So next time you see him, just remember the tale,
Of Joey Butters, the hero who never failed.
[Bridge]
Laugh it up, live it loud, he’s the life of the block,
From the sideline to the kitchen, he’ll never mock.
Crazy, but real, and he’s always about the love,
Joey Butters, straight outta the heavens above.
[Outro]
So here’s a toast to my bro, my brother, my buddy,
Joey Butters, spreading humor, never fudgey.
Bears pride, butter slide, he’s got that magic touch,
Big or small, Joey’s ballin’, that’s just too much.
