Hey you
I know it’s been a while
Im just wondering if I’m still blocked
Tell your mom I said hi
(Verse 1)
Wake up in the afternoon cause I was up all night
Sending messages to all my hoes that our future is bright
“You’re the only one I talk to, the only one on my mind,
When you got a minute, we should spend quality time”
She says “you’re so crazy, I think I love you”
Say I love you back to her and my other two
There’s a few things that I look for in a girl
Daddy issues, tattoos, and a bad view on the world
Even better if they got a ring, consider that a challenge
If they say their husband bores them I know that’s my advantage
Tell one I’ll meet them at the restaurant at eight
Show up at seven and order a salad for their plate
Let them tell me how upset they are at their man as of late
Tell the waiter to split the bill and walk out in a haste
Got them yelling and I tell them I’ll text her for our next date
Drive over to the emo one, she just got some new ink
Smash real quick then bounce before she even blinks
Tell the third to come over I’m been missing her all week
Then don’t answer the door cause I went to bed to go to sleep
Send the same text to all three im sorry for how I acted
Can we start over, let’s pretend tonight is retracted
They say ok, they’ll talk to me tomorrow
That’s what happens when your life is full of sorrow
But I’m Latino so all that drama no me importa
I can make a baby with a model or a torta
Ask them to sneak away from their man, cause I want some spicy pics
Get a tittie picture from their bathroom looking hot as shit
Then I don’t reply, making them think it’s a mistake
She says “did you get them?” And I simply reply “yeah, thanks”
Cause I need that in my life, all these women trippin
If I got a good girl, then I know I’ve been slippin
I need those voicemails where they’re yelling and crying
Reply “sorry babe” but I’m actually smiling
It’s fulfilling, having women grasping at straws
Feeling like a badass, like I’m living above the law
Got some baby mamas asking for child support
I tell them I would but I don’t like paying for whores
It’s against my beliefs
Plus I know she for the streets
She should act more like a lady instead of a freak in the sheets
I knew that from the beginning but I told her I could help her
Got my cape on, captain save a hoe is here to save her
Being toxic is a skill, had to break a lot of hearts
But if I could, I wouldn’t change anything from the start
Kicking back, playing cool, I’m just living the life
Maybe someday I’ll get married, get me a baddie wife
But for now I’ll just take yours, it’s easier for the picking
Then I’ll see you at work, you’ll be wondering why I’m sniffing
My fingers
Haha
This toxic life ain’t for everybody
But damn, was I born for this
There’s goes another text
“I thought you loved me”
Haha yeah, no.
(End)
