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Hey y’all! So you like stories? ’Cause dang girl, every page is a thrill
Looks sharper than a chef’s knife, and your quick wit kills
Got feelings deep as the ocean blue, I’m caught in the tide
Go ’head, spin around, let me see that electric slide
Mind like a Rubik’s cube, I’m twistin’ but I’m missin’ the piece
Heart hotter than a jalapeño, melt my doubts, no release
Thought I was the DJ, but girl, you jacked the booth
Now I’m stutterin’ on air, spittin’ nothin’ but truth[Verse]
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’Cause girl, you got it all, yeah, you got it all
Brains, beauty, butt that could make the FCC fall
Turn around, let me see it, let me see what you’re working with let me take that pic
But be careful, girl, I might lose my ice cream
Will the real Aubry Earl please stand up and turn around? No joke
Will the real Aubry Earl please stand up and turn around? I just choked[Chorus]
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My cool’s slippin’ like a nip slip on a live TV slide
You the lion tamer, baby, go ’head, unleash the pride
Got me outta pocket, bleepin’ out my own words
Your vibe’s so loud they’re fining me for what the mic just heard
Got me feelin’ dumb and grinnin’, call it love, call it smut
I’m a morning show host, and you’re the call I can’t cut
World slows down when you walk in, every step’s a scandal
Parents cover their kids’ eyes — “quick, change that channel!”[Verse 2]
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’Cause girl, you got it all, yeah, you got it all
Brains, beauty, butt that could make the FCC fall
Turn around, let me see it, let me see what you’re working with let me take that pic
But be careful, girl, I might lose my ice cream
Will the real Aubry Earl please stand up and turn around? No joke
Will the real Aubry Earl please stand up and turn around? I just choked[Chorus]
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I don’t do sappy love notes, I do rants at 6 A.M.
You’re the pin-up on my dashboard that I can’t condemn
If I’m goin’ crazy, then I’m goin’ crazy uncensored
Aubry Earl for your madness — yeah, the mic is yours, sir
So tell me, doctor, is this love or just a lawsuit?
’Cause my heart’s got sponsors pullin’ out when you’re in the room[Bridge]
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’Cause girl, you got it all, yeah, you got it all
Brains, beauty, butt that could make the FCC fall
Turn around, let me see it, let me see what your working with let me take that pic
But be careful, girl, I might lose my ice cream
Will the real Aubry Earl please stand up and touch your toes? No joke
Will the real Aubry Earl please stand up and touch your toes? And that’s no hoax[Chorus]
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Hey y’all! You’re listening to W-A-U-B-R-Y[Outro]
